(two old ladies appear on stage)
Hello, my dear! Won't you go out for a walk?
Why, I haven’t done my homework yet.
Which lessons? Have you relapsed into childhood? It's been a hundred years since you graduated from school.
Yes? What about the grandchildren? Nowadays it is very fashionable to do homework for your grandchildren. I want to try it, although it’s probably terribly uneducational.
Why is this unpedagogical? Yes, I’ve been doing homework for my grandchildren all my life.
Is it true? Is this how you spoil them?
I don't indulge. Do you know how strictly I am with them? I’ll do my homework, and then they’ll always copy it out for me.
Oh, this is really strict!
Otherwise! So, if you have anything, ask me, I have a lot of experience!
Well, if it’s not too much trouble, check how I learned the poem. Hm-hm... “By the Lukomorye there is a green oak, a golden chain on that oak tree”...
So good.
“...both day and night, a learned dog...”
What dog? What dog?
Well, I don’t know what breed he is, maybe a Doberman pinscher?
Yes, not a dog, but a learned cat! Understood? Cat!
Ahh, I got it - I got it! Well, then I first: “Near the Lukomorye there is a green oak tree, a golden chain on that oak tree, day and night a learned cat...”
Well?
“...he goes to the grocery store with a string bag...”
With what string bag? Which grocery store? Where did you see this?
At the circus. There's the clown Kuklachev, his cats don't do that yet...
Oh, that's it, I have no strength with you!
Well, then help me at least with math - solve the problem.
(takes a textbook and reads) So, “two pipes are connected to the bathroom...”
Remember, to solve a problem you need to imagine it well. “Two pipes are connected to the bathroom” - did you imagine?
Yes, yes, I did.
“Water pours in through one, and pours out through the other” - did you imagine?
(running away) Oh, I introduced you! Oh, I introduced you!
Wait a minute! Where are you running?
So the water is pouring out, it can flood the whole apartment.
Calm down, nothing is actually flowing! It's in the task! Would you rather tell me when the bath is full?
Ooo! It will never be filled. It's not easy to fool me! She said it herself - nothing flows!
Ugh! Everyone, be healthy! You'll end up in the hospital with you, and I still have homework to do tomorrow. I'll look at the diary now. What did they ask us? (leaves through the diary) So, I took the “bring slippers”, tomorrow I’m running a hundred meters for my granddaughter. Here comes physics! I’ll tell you honestly, my friend, what I don’t know, I don’t know. And some problem about pressure...
And for me physics is my favorite subject. Especially problems about pressure!
I know one thing about blood pressure: the more I communicate with you, the higher my blood pressure...
(decides in a notebook) And by the way, I’ve already decided! The result is a pressure of 50 newtons per square centimeter.
Can you understand? Can Otkeleva take 50 Newtons? Newton is a great scientist! One! And you are “50”! Just think, how will 50 of them fit on one square centimeter? Are they dystrophic or something?
Oh, you got it all mixed up. Newton is a unit of measurement, well, like a kilogram or a degree. I read that this unit is used to measure force and it was named after the great scientist. Do you think that if you and I continue to study so hard, maybe some unit will be named in our honor?
(whispers) By the way, it has already been named, such a unit...
Yes? And How?
Col! (takes off his handkerchief and leaves the character) They give it to those grandchildren for whom grandmothers do their homework!
October 1, 2019 marks the International Day of Older Persons. On this day, charity events, conferences, exhibitions, concerts, and amateur competitions are held. At recreational evenings, poems and songs dedicated to the older generation are sung, and funny miniatures are played.
Funny miniatures for Older People's Day
We offer several miniatures that will certainly appeal to viewers. People of different ages can participate in such productions, including the children’s parents, and even children can play the roles of old ladies and old men.
Don’t forget to choose the appropriate props for this - glasses and scarves, artificial mustaches and beards. Show your imagination, prepare appropriate musical accompaniment - and your performance will evoke many positive emotions among those present at the celebration.
In the first short production for the Day of the Elderly, two old ladies are talking... about school lessons.
1st grandmother:
- Hello, my darling! Let's go outside and take a walk.
2nd grandmother:
- Why, neighbor, I haven’t done my homework yet...
1st grandmother:
– What other lessons? It’s been a hundred years since you finished school, right?
2nd grandmother:
- Yes? What about the grandchildren? Nowadays it is customary to do homework for your grandchildren. I want to try it, although it’s probably very unpedagogical.
1st grandmother:
- What are you talking about! I constantly do homework for my grandchildren.
2nd grandmother:
- Is it true? Is this how you spoil them?
1st grandmother:
- I'm not spoiling! I'm a strict grandmother. I only prepare drafts, but they always rewrite the whole thing themselves.
2nd grandmother:
- Well, if it’s not difficult, check how I learned the verse...
There is a green oak near the Lukomorye,
Golden chain on oak volume.
And day and night the dog is a scientist...
1st grandmother:
- Wait, what dog?
2nd grandmother:
- Well, I don’t know what breed he is, maybe a bulldog, maybe...
1st grandmother:
- Yes, not a dog, but a learned cat! Understood? Cat!
2nd grandmother:
- Aaaaand... I understand. Well, I'll start first then.
There is a green oak near the Lukomorye,
Golden chain on oak volume.
Day and night the cat is a scientist
He goes to the grocery store with a string bag.
1st grandmother:
- With what string bag, what grocery store, where have you seen this?
2nd grandmother:
- At the circus. The clown's cats don't do that yet.
1st grandmother:
- Oh, that’s it, I’ve been chatting with you, but I still have so many lessons, and I have to not be late for the rhythm club.
2nd grandmother:
– Do you still dance at that age?
1st grandmother:
- It’s not me, but my granddaughter, and I also have to master it.
2nd grandmother:
- Well, show me at least one movement, maybe it will be useful to me.
The grandmothers begin to dance to rhythmic music and eventually perform a cheerful youth dance.
Here's another funny scene for Older People's Day, in which a grandmother and her three grandchildren are talking.
First grandchild:
- Grandma! I have to go to music school, I'm late. Give me the sheet music, please!
Grandmother:
- I’m running, darling!
Second grandson:
- Grandma! Stroke my uniform, we have a reporting concert!
Grandmother:
- Now, now, dear!
Third grandson:
- Grandma! I want to eat, where are your delicious buns?
Grandmother:
- Here they are, dear! Eat and eat, my sunshine!
First grandchild:
- Grandma! And now we will congratulate you!
All grandchildren:
- Happy holiday, grandma!
Grandmother:
- Oh, thank you, my dears! Will you sing me a song?
Grandchildren:
- And we will sing and dance!
(The guys sing a song dedicated to their grandmothers and dance.)
The following funny miniature for the Day of the Elderly involves two pensioners.
Ivan Ivanovich:
– I was at the clinic the other day, and they gave me such a prescription that not a single pharmacy took it apart and didn’t give me the medicine!
Petr Petrovich:
– I also recently went to the doctor, he wrote me a certificate. So I rested in a sanatorium, and rode the bus for free for a year, and I also receive benefits!
- What kind of certificate is this? Are you about to die, or what?
- No, no! You know how our doctors write – the devil himself can’t read their handwriting! So I show this certificate everywhere, and no one can understand anything. And as a pensioner, they trust me!..
Short funny skits for the Day of the Elderly
The following funny miniatures for Seniors' Day are played out with the participation of different characters.
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Two old women meet.
First grandmother:
- Oh, I’m afraid, Semyonovna, that I’ll be robbed. Therefore, when I go to the clinic or store, I leave the radio on at home.
Second grandmother:
“And I leave a note on the door: “Son, all the snakes have crawled around the apartment again. Collect them, otherwise I didn’t have time.”
***
The old lady is calling on the phone.
– Is this an emergency gas station?
- Yes, what happened to you?
- Sons, I can’t understand anything. I turned on the stove in the morning, but the gas doesn’t burn!
- Grandma, did you light a match?
- Oh, I forgot, I’ll light it now...
***
An old grandfather is sitting on the rubble. A journalist approaches him and asks:
- Dear, how did you manage to live to such an age?
– I sit in a bar every day, smoke 5 packs of cigarettes, drink 2 cases of beer, eat hamburgers every day, washed down with Coke, and most importantly, I have never played sports!
– Then how did you manage to live to such a respectable age?
-What age is that? I'm only 32 years old.
***
There is an old woman standing at the crossroads. She turns to the young man:
- Grandson, please take a closer look, is it green?
- Green, grandma!
- Translate please!
- Well, it’s... what’s his name... green, in my opinion...
***
Grandmother and granddaughter are sitting in the kitchen.
The old lady remarks:
– Yes, in our time music was much more melodic.
Granddaughter:
- Grandmother! But that's how a mixer works.
***
The first international knitting competition among grandmothers was recently held. Its results are as follows:
- Russian grandmother knitted the warmest socks;
- the Dutch grandmother could not put together two words;
- Chinese grandmother knitted an iPhone case;
- A Somali grandmother tied up all the old women and demanded a ransom of three million dollars.
What ditties can be performed on the Day of the Elderly?
And finally, at the holiday dedicated to the Day of the Elderly, you can perform funny couplets about grandparents.
Don't look at us
You'll break your eyes.
We are not local grannies,
You won't recognize us.
Two old ladies without teeth
They talked about love:
- We are in love with you -
I'm into shmetana, you're into pancakes.
Grandfather forgot the old woman
I fell in love with the young woman.
This is not eccentricity
And the struggle for quality.
Grandma peeled potatoes
Grandfather sang songs on the roof.
Grandma whistled a little -
Grandfather flew into the chicken coop.
Grandfather Matvey is a big fisherman,
I caught a shoe in the river.
But then I caught it
Sunken dump truck.
Because of the forest, because of the mountains
Grandfather Yegor came out.
In his mushroom basket
Just an old fly agaric.
Grandfather Ivan, fixing the socket,
Surprised us today:
He put his finger in the socket
And I laughed for an hour.
I got an iPhone for my birthday
Grandson Seryozha gave it to me.
My grandfather this Sunday
Cracked their nuts!
For a plane ticket
I've been saving for years.
Only needed for the resort
My pensions are about five hundred.
Grandfather doesn't pay for the fare,
He says there is no money.
Spent my pension yesterday
At the restaurant for lunch!
Recommend me a cream
To rejuvenate
Look 25
And fall in love again.
We sang ditties for you -
Is it good or bad?
And now we ask you,
So that you clap!
Elizaveta Babayan
Scenario of the competitive and entertainment program “Come on, grannies!”
“Come on, grandmothers»
Goals:
To develop children's interest in traditions, to promote the creation of warm relationships in the family;
Encourage children to respect older people.
Equipment: big ball, suits grandmothers for a scene, noise orchestra, balls, three brooms, three scoops, three basins, two dolls, two strollers, rompers, vests, hats, socks, 2 bags, volleyball net, Vasilisa costume, clown, gypsy, oriental, caps, pacifiers, balls- hearts, herbal tea.
Progress of the event:
Children enter the hall to cheerful music.
Leading: Hello, dear guests, our grandmothers and relatives. Today we have an unusual holiday, because the participants will be the most important keepers of the hearth - our grandmothers. After all, sometimes we pay so little attention to them, which cannot be said about ours. grandmothers. Anyone will embellish the possibilities of her grandson, because a better grandson cannot be found anywhere.
Who knows the secrets of making pies? - these are ours grandmothers;
Who knows the best way to lull a baby to sleep? - these are ours grandmothers;
Who is the kindest and most wonderful? - these are ours grandmothers.
And our holiday is called "Come on grandmothers» ! Grandmothers All children love kind people. Grandmothers We greet you kindly.
Poems about grandma"Hero of Labor".
Song "If grandma said» .
Leading: For our dear ones grandmothers,
Just for you
Autumn dance
We'll show you now.
Dance "Droplets"
Leading: Yes, our children don’t care about rain,
They love to walk in the rain.
Last autumn day
We lead off with a cheerful song.
Song "Jan, jan, ashune"
Leading: Let's remember the times when grandmothers were as small as you children. What games did you play as a child? What is most important for a child? This is, of course, a home where they will always take pity, love you and call you the kindest and most affectionate kitten, sunshine.
A game "Tender name"
Song "Kndak"
Leading: Expensive grandmothers, we invite you to take part in the game "Continue the proverb":
It's good to visit… (and home is better)
The hut is not red in its corners... (and red with pies)
Mistress of the house... (like pancakes in honey)
Children are not a burden... (and for joy)
Lead the house... (do not shake your hands)
When the family is together... (and the soul is in place)
The bird is happy about spring... (and the baby is the mother)
We will forever glorify that woman whose name is... (mother)
Leading: Well done to our participants, they coped with the task wonderfully. Our grandmothers are always in shape. Constant training in the women's school makes itself felt triathlon: stove, shopping, washing. And even the annual respite on March 8th does not unsettle them. We are confident that today they will set the tone for our competition, because it is known that a family rests on three pillars - a woman, a woman, and again a woman.
Our competition will be judged by the respected jury:
The mother with many children is the head of the kindergarten, E. Kh. Babasinyan;
Four-time champion in the field of art Bayan V.A.;
Chief specialist in compliance with healthy lifestyle rules Babasinyan T. Kh.;
Chief specialist in children's souls Chobanyan S.S.
Leading: It's no secret that our grandmothers is a storehouse of wisdom. Who are ours? grandmothers? These are mom's moms and dad's moms. And without a doubt, you see, they play a very important role in raising their grandchildren.
Scene"Two grandmothers»
Leading: Two met grandmothers, and they had a funny conversation.
Grandma 1: Oh!
Grandma 2: What, Semyonovna, are you sighing?
Grandma 1: Oh, Nikolaevna, you know, my granddaughter Natasha will soon be a first-grader.
Grandma 2: Yes, and my grandson has grown up, he lifts his nose importantly, he will also go to first grade.
Grandma 1: Oh, how time flies.
Grandma 2: It’s as if they were brought to kindergarten only a year ago.
Grandma 1: Before we knew it, our grandchildren had grown up.
Grandma 2: How afraid I am for him, my first-grader. What if someone offends him and the teacher doesn’t see him?
Grandma 1: Why worry in vain? We'll have grandchildren guard: We will go to school and carry schoolbags for them.
Grandma 2: In order for our grandchildren to study well, we need a lot work hard: Sign up for the gym and do some fitness.
Grandma 1: You need to study the computer, otherwise you’ll have lessons on how to teach, drive a car, skate, and go scuba diving.
Grandma 2: Grandchildren, they grow up so quickly, look, but here is the institute.
Grandma 1: You and I won’t have time for them, let’s go home, dear.
Grandma 2: Let's go cook dinner to feed the grandchildren.
Leading: And then the grandchildren came running and that’s what they told the grandmothers.
Granddaughter 1: We will study at school, but teaching is a joke or what? Every year we will begin our journey to knowledge along the steps.
Granddaughter 2: You sit on a bench and wait for your grandchildren from school.
Leading: Well, about who it really is grandmother, the children will now sing a song.
Song "Who is she grandmother»
Leading: Now the guys will show us how they help grandmothers around the house:
Sweeping balls with grandmothers: y grandmothers scoop, the guys have a broom;
Quickly swaddle the baby;
Sing a lullaby (put the grandson on your knee, put on a cap, pacifier).
Leading: Grandmothers these are mothers too and the song is for them "Mairikis don".
Leading: what a blessing it is to have grandchildren and proudly wear the status of a loved one grandmothers. Here, listen to poems about the best grandmothers.
Relay race "Shopping" (Snake around the pins with a bag in hand and a stroller)
Contest"Mistress"
Grandmothers everything is cooked very tasty,
Grandmothers They definitely won’t hide it.
And now we've baked some pies
And they quickly brought it here.
(Tell about your baking)
Contest"Volleyball with balls) (grandmothers with grandchildren)
Leading: Usually artists are invited to a big celebration. We have a surprise for you, let's support them with applause.
Contest« Grandma's fashion»
Eastern Queen
Vasilisa the Wise
Gypsy
Leading: And now "merry noise orchestra"
Contest"Dancing non-stop"
Everyone, old and young, knows the dance of the little ducklings;
To prevent old age from creeping closer, dance more often in disco style;
Now we will raise the bar of fun and perform a gypsy song for everyone;
Mrs., ladies and madams, is it really hard to dance classily with a Russian lady?;
And in this dance there is no need to hide your feelings at all, love each other in the Lambada dance.
Leading: Before they danced together, it became hot and stuffy for everyone. Our unusual holiday is coming to an end. Both guests and participants experienced so many positive emotions. And what pride for grandmothers are tested by grandchildren. Today there are no winners and no losers.
Today we celebrate Mother's Day, the day of our grandmothers. You are our support, only you are our beloved, responsive, friendly grandmothers, and next to you are your beloved and loving grandchildren. Based on the results of each competition Grandmother is awarded the title"The very best of the best grandmothers in the world» .
Our holiday ends
What else can we say?
Be cheerful and healthy.
Give good light to everyone!
Come visit again
And live to be a hundred years old!
Song “They came to visit us!”
Leading: And for the fact that you are always with us, and for the fact that you are the most, the most we tell you "Thank you". We love you!
We congratulate our dear guests once again and, of course, invite you to tea.
Publications on the topic:
"On Planet Pap." Scenario of a competitive game program for Defender of the Fatherland Day for children of senior preschool age Goal: To integrate parents of preschool children into the educational process. Objectives: Developmental: develop communication skills.
Scenario of the competitive game program for Preschool Worker Day “Autumn Marathon” Scenario of the competitive game program “Autumn Marathon” Slide 1. Fanfare sounds. The presenter of the program comes out. Ved. Good afternoon We are glad.
Target. Introduce the holiday - Mother's Day; cultivate respect for mother; intensify joint activities of children, parents and children.
Scenario of the competitive game program “Smeshariki and Company”(The melody from the film “Smeshariki” plays) Host: Hello, friends! Salute to all of you! Smeshariki is calling us all to the magical land of friends, After all.
Sketch “Grandmothers teach lessons”
In front of the participants are two “old ladies” who are conducting a conversation:
First: Hello, my dear! Won't you go out for a walk?
Second: What are you talking about, I haven’t learned my lessons yet...
First: What lessons? Have you relapsed into childhood? It’s been a hundred years since you finished school!
Second: Yes? What about the grandchildren? Nowadays it is very fashionable to do homework for your grandchildren, although this is probably very unpedagogical.
First: What is “non-pedagogical”? Yes, I’ve been doing homework for my grandchildren all my life,
Second: Really? Are you spoiling them like that?
First: I don't spoil! Do you know how strict it is with them? I’ll do my homework, and then they’ll completely copy it out of me.
Second: Oh, you are really strict!
First: Otherwise! So, if you have anything, ask me, I have a lot of experience!
Second: Well, if it’s not difficult, check how I learned the poem. Hm-hm! “Near the Lukomorye there is a green oak tree, a golden chain on that oak tree...”
First: Okay, okay.
Second: “...both day and night, a learned dog...”
First: What dog, what dog?
Second: Well. I don't know what breed he is, maybe a Doberman Pinscher?
First: It’s not a dog, but a learned cat! Understood? Cat!
Second: Ahh, I understand, I understand! Well, then I first: “By the Lukomorye there is a green oak tree, a golden chain on that oak tree, and day and night a learned cat...”
First: Well?
Second: “...he goes to the grocery store with a string bag...”
First; With what string bag? Which grocery store? Where have you seen this?
Second: At the circus. You know, there's a clown there, but his cats don't do that yet...
First: Oh, that's it, I have no strength with you!
Second: Oh, what a friend you are - I still have so many lessons! One grandson is in the first grade, so they generally asked me to bring a cash register to school.
First: What other cash register? From the store or what? No, don't involve me in this matter!
Second: Well, what does the store have to do with it? The cash register is the alphabet! Okay, I'll do it myself
And I also need to conduct experience in natural history, grow beans...
First aya: Oh, yes, yes, I remember you took beans from me.
Second: Your beans aren’t growing! Apparently of poor quality...
First; How low quality, how low quality?! Well, do good to people! You could say I tore it away from myself and took it out of the soup!
Second: Wait, wait, how - from the soup? It turns out I was the one who grew the boiled beans? Thank you for being friendly!
First: Oh, well, I didn’t know, don’t be offended! Well, maybe I can help you too? What were your grandchildren asked?
Second: I’ll look at the diary now. So, “bring slippers” - I took this, tomorrow I’ll run a hundred meters for my granddaughter. Okay, I’ll run, I need to get into shape, you understand.
On the topic: methodological developments, presentations and notes
Literary reading lesson in 1st grade. Lesson topic: WHAT DO STUPID STORIES TEACH? (Poem by B. Zakhoder “Two and Three” and story by M. Zoshchenko “Stupid Story.”)
The purpose of the lesson: the formation of conscious, correct reading Tasks: to introduce M. Zoshchenko’s story “Stupid Story”, to develop the ability to answer the teacher’s questions on the content...