Scenario of 30 years for a woman. The fight for the heart of the birthday girl

Maria's 30th birthday.(the program is designed for 3 hours).

Meeting the hero of the occasion.

(planned in advance - agreement with guests).

Acting persons: 3 thieves, birthday girl, 3 girlfriends.

Thieves steal the birthday girl from her home (blindfolded, mouth taped, etc.), bring her to the cafe and put her in the car (made from a children's house - tent). The DJ turns on the "starting the engine" background. This creates the illusion of the car moving. Then a distant noise is heard, people talking and the DJ turns on the background “group Rukki-up “Ay-ay, girl.” The thieves pull the birthday girl out of the “car”, untie her hands, remove the blindfold and a dialogue occurs:
1 thief:"What's going on then!?"
2nd thief:"Where are we?"
1 thief:“Get on your feet, leave her here, she’ll get out on her own.”
(thieves run away)

Friends run up to the birthday girl.

1. Mash, where are you from in that outfit?
2. Where was it? We're all tired of waiting here already! Is it at a flea market?
3. Let's go, we'll get you into a civilized state. Otherwise, your boyfriend is already tired of waiting, he’s fed up with questions!

(the girls take the birthday girl away and change clothes in accordance with the dress code of the evening).

(The birthday girl appears in the hall. The background is “the sound of a stopped DJ record”)

Leading: Hey! People, look around
Everyone's eyes were raised up
The birthday girl has arrived.
It's time to applaud.
Masha is a super person
We send her a big hello
Everyone's been waiting for you
It's time for everyone to sit down at the table.

(the birthday girl invites guests to the table)

1 table.

Leading: Respect everyone, or rather good evening
We were all waiting for this meeting.
We have a compelling reason, one that has long been familiar to all our guests.
I’m revealing a secret, our Maria is N-ten years old
I don't give numbers
The woman's age is hidden
Our Masha is good
Both figure and soul
We fill all glasses
And we drink to Masha.

Toast: for the birthday girl.

Leading: Mash, so that we can start celebrating your birth in full force. You need to be prepared for this, namely, you need to read a prayer so that everything goes smoothly for us. Are you ready? (the birthday girl answers)
(the birthday girl reads a prayer)

Women's prayer before the anniversary:
“Lord, help me not to get drunk! wake up in YOUR bed in the morning. Help us not to lose our super-girl image! Don't hit the faces of guests! And don’t sit with your butt in the salad! Don't lose things (including yourself)! Help me not text anyone drunk at 2 a.m.! Don't call! And most importantly, do not confess your love to anyone! in any case, no more than 2 times! Help me come home with two, not four! And if I do something, God, erase my memory forever and ever! Amen.
Toast: for fulfilling wishes.

(guests drink. 5-minute feast)

ZODIAC ROLL CALL OF GUESTS.

There is no need to be modest today -
Respond in the hall Aries!

Well done and tomboys,
Where do our Taurus sit?

Where are the brave guys?
Gemini is the fastest!

The zodiac has many signs,
Now I want to see Cancers!

You will respond together,
Kings of animals, handsome Lions!

Let's all look right, left,
Where is Virgo's anniversary?

Lift up your noses
And show yourself to us, Libra!

Queue according to all laws
Get up and drink Scorpios!

All the signs here are great,
The luckiest of all are Sagittarius.

Don't be strict with the leader
And respond, Capricorns!

Let them raise their glasses soon
Feel free to Aquarius!

May the hero of the day smile
Gifted by affectionate Fishes!

Toast: for getting acquainted.

TOAST TO PARENTS.
Today at the anniversary there is the closest and dearest person for the birthday girl - her mother! Dear guests! Let's greet ______________ with loud, friendly applause. After all, she is also a birthday girl today!
On September 11, 1983, angels descended from heaven and a great miracle happened: a charming baby was born, the first-born in the family, a girl - Masha!

Dear (Mother's name)!
Do you remember the day when you brought Masha from the hospital?
What was she like?
How do you see her now?

(Congratulations from mom).

Well, now, friends, the moment has come
Fill a glass for your parents!
Glory, praise and honor to the parents!
I know people will agree with me,
Why should we raise a toast to our parents?
I wish my mother health and happiness!

(guests drink. 5-minute feast)

Leading: At our table is the sister of our birthday girl! You grew up in the same family, two girls. Two closest friends. Surely, you trusted each other with your deepest secrets, shared secrets. Inna, maybe remember the most memorable, most unforgettable moment of childhood.

(congratulations from sister)
(guests drink. 5-minute feast)

Leading: Dear friends! There is such a good tradition of lighting a candle on all birthday holidays, since fire is a symbol of life, warmth, comfort, beauty and goodness. I suggest you, Maria, also light a candle in honor of such a significant event - your birthday. (a gift from the host of the holiday - a candle for the birthday girl)
May the flame of this light never go out, giving light and warmth to your loved ones, and may only your most beloved and dearest people gather for this light, just like today.

Toast: For the warm light emanating from the anniversary candle.

Leading: We have one boss here
Very important gentleman
His heart burns with love
And everyone knows about it
Well, I give my word to Maria’s husband.
I expect a creative toast from him.

(congratulations to husband Alexander)

Game “Goldfish”.
Leading: Friends! Each of us at least once in our lives dreamed of catching a goldfish so that it would fulfill three cherished wishes. And now I offer you this unique opportunity. (The presenter goes around the guests with a bag containing fish cut out of cardboard.) One of them is gold, and offers to choose any of them without looking into the bag. The owner of the “goldfish” has the right to voice his three wishes and choose them from the cards offered by the presenter. But, before that, he names any “performer” among the guests.)

Examples of wishes:

I want a toast to be made now in honor of the birthday girl, in which the three words “anniversary” would appear.
I want any item on the table to be presented to the birthday person as a memorable gift with meaning.
I want your neighbors on the right and left to recite a children's poem in chorus.
I want you to embrace the birthday girl in your arms, and then jump on one leg to your place.
I want you to sing the tune of a familiar song to the guests, and they will guess its name.

(Rewarding the “fulfillers” of desires.)

Leading: Every little girl's dream is a magical trip. And I think Maria is no exception. Do you, dear guests, like to travel? (Guests answer) Now we will test your geographical knowledge...

Contest: Dance cruise.
QUESTIONS:
1.Where is the Eiffel Tower? France.
2. In which country did the very first “DISNEYLAND” open? America.
3.Which country has the saltiest sea? Israel.
4.Where do the hottest horsemen live? Caucasus.
Those who gave the correct answers go to the dance floor.
Traveling alone is boring, so I suggest each of you find a couple. And here we have four Couples.
Friends, before you are traveling artists!!! They have traveled through different countries, and which ones, they will now show us IN DANCE!!!
TANGO, LAMBADA, ROCK-N-ROLL, SEVEN FORTY, LEZGINKA, KALINKA-MALINKA
From your faces I already understand that you want to start dancing. And I invite all guests to the dance floor

Dance block No. 1.

Leading: Oh nostalgia, in our memories we always return to our favorite events and places. So, dear guests, I want to invite you all to one of the most popular talk shows “guess the melody”. Your task is to guess the composition - the flip. The guest who gives the most correct answers will receive a super prize from the birthday girl (tape “musical special”)
Melodies: Roxette, Natalie - the wind was blowing from the sea, Shark - acid DJ, Doctor Alban - about life, disco accident - eggs, paints - don't touch me, hands up - I'm 18 already.

Leading: Today is an evening of surprises and miracles. And one very important person from the European stage came to our holiday. To your thunderous applause. Meet the group E-TYPE. (parody performance 1)

Leading: Unforgettable impressions from the performances of European stars. And the question immediately arises: Are we worse? Well, of course not! And we can verify this by going to the center of the hall.

Dance block No. 2.

Contest. The biggest bubble.
Contest: Fun rubber band.

Performance – parody group “Combination”

3 table.

Leading:
Let the glasses be whole,
Let the mood soar
Let the music sound like fanfares,
And may success await Maria!

Toast: for our charming birthday girl.

(guests drink. 5-minute feast)

Leading:
We've all been sitting with our hands folded for a long time,
And it’s like we’re all dying from boredom,
I want to stir you up
We will be holding a competition!

“According to the majority of people born and lived in the USSR, our country was ahead of the rest in such areas as space, ballet, sports and the army. This means that we, born in the USSR, are very well versed in these areas. Shall we check?

Game "Soviet Space: Discoverers".
It is better to choose men to participate. Eyeliner: “Do you want to feel like Soviet cosmonauts? Your task is to discover a new planet, plant the Soviet flag on it and populate it with Soviet people. But time is strictly limited. The astronaut who populates the most people will win.”
Participants are given balloons (not inflated), threads and markers. The task for each player: inflate the balloon as quickly as possible, tie it with a thread, draw a hammer and sickle on the balloon with a marker, put your initials, and then finish drawing as many simple figures as possible, schematically depicting a person. There is not much time given at all: 5 minutes maximum. At the end, the presenter counts the number of “people” on each “planet”. Whoever has more receives the title “Honorary Gagarinets”.

Toast: for the discoverers and their discoveries.

Leading: As I already said, in addition to space, our country was the very first in sports. Everyone knows the achievements of our figure skaters, gymnasts, etc. Now is the time to remember the past.

Game "Soviet sport: sprinters".
Summary: “You will have to cover a short distance as quickly as possible. Before you begin, remember the Soviet slogan that all world records should be ours. Don’t let your Motherland down – the most sporting nation!”
Number of participants (both men and women can play) limited only by the amount of inventory. Equipment for one participant: a beer bottle with a long ribbon or rope tied to one end. Length – the longer the better (maybe five meters or more).
Participants stand on one line, holding bottles in their hands. The presenter and his assistant stretch the ribbons, fixed at one end to the bottles, along the room to the opposite end (forming a kind of treadmill for each participant). At the “Start” command, participants begin to wind the tape onto the bottle. Whoever does it faster wins, receiving the title “Soviet record holder.”

Leading: What kind of holiday is there without dancing?
Probably there are simply no such people,
Let's make it blush
So that the light comes on in your eyes!
And so that Masha’s birthday
Everyone will remember it for many years!

Dance block No. 3.

Contest: Rubik's Cube.

The performance is a parody of Alla Pugacheva.

Conclusion.

Guests form 2 circles (small and large) around the birthday girl.

Leading: Let your life be bright,
May your life be wonderful
Let there be a lot of warmth in her,
And let love rule in her!
Let your husband be your king
And you will be his queen,
So that everything is as you want,
So that all your wishes come true,
So that all your cherished dreams,
We were looking for excuses in life!

We do not say goodbye to you, dear guests, but simply say “until we meet again!”

Background sounds: remix of the crocodile Gena’s song “Let them run clumsily”

When a large and noisy company gathers for your birthday, you always want to play some funny Games. Your guests will not be bored at your party. We have selected fun competitions suitable for both a large noisy company and a close group. You can hold our cool competitions both outdoors and at home. Have fun, relax, play fun games and your friends will remember your birthday for a long time.

1. Cool competitions "Line"
Assemble two teams: one of men, the other of women.
At the leader’s signal, the players of each team begin to take off their clothes (whatever they want) and lay them out in a line. Each team has its own line.
Winner: The team that made the longest clothing line.

2. Competition "Ribbon"
Necessary: several very long ribbons
Each lady holds a ribbon twisted into a ball in her right hand. The man takes the tip of the ribbon with his lips and, without touching his hands, wraps the ribbon around the lady.
The winner is the one with the best outfit, or the one who completes the task faster.

3. Fun competitions "Zoo"(for 8 or more people)
The players stand in a circle. The presenter whispers a role to everyone: “hippopotamus” or “eagle”. Everyone hugs each other's shoulders. When the leader says “eagle!” loudly to everyone, the “eagles” tuck both legs. When “hippopotamus!”, they draw their legs under them. There will be even more fun if suddenly in a large company there is a clear minority of certain “animals”.

4. Competition "Associations"(for 4 or more people)
The presenter leaves the room, and the rest decide who will be guessed. Then the presenter tries to guess the person based on his abstract description. The presenter asks leading questions. For example: “If this person was... a cloud (a tree, a monkey, a hanger, a Snow Maiden), then what would he look like (run, fly, play hockey?).” It is necessary to compare and guess. A very fun game.

5. Funny competition "Forks"
Necessary: forks and thread.
Several male/female pairs participate.
The forks are tied to the belt at approximately knee level (select experimentally) at the back. The goal of the game is to face each other and engage with forks.
Attention. Skirts on girls are not a hindrance! The difficulty can be adjusted by the length of the thread.

6. Competition "Pencil"
Teams in which men and women alternate must pass from first to last a simple pencil, and it is passed clamped between the nose and upper lip of the players! Naturally, you cannot touch the pencil with your hands, but everything else can be touched with your hands.

7. Competition "Ring"
A large group (of any age) stands in the order M--F--M--F--M--F. Each participant takes a toothpick (match) into his mouth. The first thing to put on a match is a ring (any ring, maybe a wedding ring).
The point of the game: pass the ring along the chain (from match to match), naturally, without the help of hands, to the last participant.

8. Competition "Girlfriend's Leg"
In the room, ladies sit on chairs, 4-5 people. They show the man that his wife (friend, acquaintance) is sitting among them and he is taken to another room and blindfolded TIGHTLY. At this moment, all the women change seats, and among them (for color) 1-2 men sit down. Everyone bares one leg (just above the knees) and lets in a man with a bandage. He is squatting, touching everyone's bare leg with his hands in turn, and must recognize his wife. There is nothing very scary, but the jokes are rubbish. There are many options. And the man “climbs” on the legs for a long time, and sometimes he doesn’t recognize the “wife,” well, and if he pointed at another man, saying, here’s my wife (and he’s wearing a stocking to hide his hairiness) - it will be complete FUCK. Then all the men will want it, they won’t be able to drag it away!!!

9. Best competition at the birthday party "Rhinoceros"
Necessary: inflatable balls (1 for each), regular thread, adhesive plaster, push pin (1 for each)
Number of people - the more, the better. The game can be either a team game or every man for himself.
The balloon is inflated and tied with a thread around the waist (the balloon should be at the level and area of ​​the buttocks). The button is used to pierce a piece of adhesive tape and stick it on the player’s forehead. This procedure is done with each participant. Then each player must fold his hands on his chest or behind his back (he cannot use them during the game), or he can tie them. After all these preparations, the start is given (a certain amount of time is set - for a team game, after the time has elapsed, whoever survived is counted; and for the game, every man for himself - the game is played to the last), after which the player’s task is to pierce the enemy’s ball with a button on the forehead (not using your hands). It all looks simply amazing, the main thing is that there are more people.
Winner: the one who will be left with the whole ball.

10. Fun competition "Sniffers"
Necessary: many different objects are tied on strings and hidden in a bag.
They call a volunteer and blindfold him. When the eyes are blindfolded, the leader takes one of the prepared items dangling on a rope from the bag and brings it to the volunteer’s nose. You need to determine without the help of your hands, only through the sense of smell: what kind of thing it is. You guessed it, you will get this very thing as a gift... The very first one is given something simpler, like an apple. The rest, inspired by the example, will then stand in line. It can be very funny when an unfortunate sniffer pokes his nose, for example, into a suspended can of beer, which is dangling back and forth... Finally, it comes to the point that volunteers are given scented condoms to smell. The volunteer sucks in air with all his might, and the people just crawl under the furniture out of laughter. You can also let them smell the bills. And if he guesses right, then let him tell you what denomination the money was. Practice shows that there is always someone who is able to guess the dignity by smell...

11. Competition "Balloon Hunt"
Required: inflated balloons
Evening dresses are not a hindrance. Inflated balloons are tied to the ankles; in the absence of balloons or there are not enough of them for everyone, you can replace them with “rubber products” (tested - no worse). On command, everyone rushes to eat each other's balls with their feet, trying to protect theirs. The game continues until the last ball.
Winner- the owner of that very last ball. The game is very stormy, noisy, fun, but, unfortunately, fast (but there are a lot of impressions).

12. Fun game "Tomato"
First, an exciting game is played: a small denomination bill is placed on a table or stool between two players, and at the signal from the leader, it must be slapped on top first. To stir up the excitement, you can even give it to the winner, and take the next bet from the loser. Further, the rules become more complicated, the players are blindfolded.
And when everything is ready, the presenter exchanges the bill for a tomato before the signal! Both hit him at the same time, the audience rejoices.

13. Funny competition "Ya-y-ytsa"
Required: a dozen boiled eggs
A dozen eggs are placed in a bowl. One of them is raw, the presenter warns. And the rest are boiled. You need to break an egg on your forehead. Whoever comes across something raw is the bravest one. Participants take turns coming up and taking an egg.
In fact, all the eggs are boiled, and the prize is simply last participant- he consciously took the risk of becoming everyone's laughing stock.

14. Fun game "Maze"
Necessary: several long ropes.
A labyrinth of one, two or three ropes is created in the room so that the player, while passing through it, must step somewhere and sit down somewhere. Having invited the next player from the next room, they explain to him that he must go through the maze blindfolded, having previously memorized the location of the ropes, and the audience will give him hints.
When he is blindfolded, the ropes are removed! And the audience continues to tell him what to do, laughing without giving away the secret of the rope maze)

15. Competition "Chief Accountant"
On a large sheet of whatman paper, various banknotes are depicted scatteredly. They need to be quickly counted, and counting should be done like this: one dollar, one ruble, one mark, two marks, two rubles, three marks, two dollars, etc.
Winner: who can count correctly without getting lost when reaching the farthest bill.

16. Competition "Pass the hat"
All competition participants stand in two circles - internal and external. One participant has a hat on his head, he needs to pass it around in his own circle, there is only one condition - pass the hat from head to head without touching it with your hands.
The team that wins in which privateer number one will again be in the hat.

17. Competition "Harvest"
The task of the players of each team is to move the oranges to a certain place as quickly as possible without using their hands.

18. Competition "Let's make caps"
Participants in the game are invited to look from a distance at a set of cans of various sizes and shapes. You cannot pick them up. Each player has a piece of cardboard from which they must cut out the lids so that they exactly match the holes of the cans.
Winner: the one with the most lids exactly matching the openings of the jars.

19. Funny competition "Piglets"
For this competition, prepare some delicate dish - for example, jelly. The participants' task is to eat it as quickly as possible using matches or toothpicks.

20. Competition "Banker"
Required: 2-3 jars with lids. Fill the jars with coins and make slits in the lid.
The “banker” will be the one who will be the fastest to shake out the contents of his jar of coins through a narrow slot in the lid, without resorting to the help of foreign objects.

The first truly significant anniversary for most people is the birthday on which a person turns 30 years old. Upon reaching this age, a person passes a certain psychological line that separates youth and adulthood. At the age of 30, a person becomes wiser, more experienced and serious. But at the same time, the person still has youthful fervor and energy. Therefore, it is not surprising that most people at this age want to celebrate their anniversary in a truly fun, enthusiastic and memorable way. Fun games and competitions for a 30th birthday can help anyone in this matter.

"Crocodile"

Thirty is the age when you can safely play the most popular youth game, which has conquered corporate parties, birthdays and anniversaries. If your guests are 25-35 years old, then you can safely invite them to have fun at their birthday with this game, which is now being considered a cult game. The rules of the game are known to everyone. The task of one player is to demonstrate, with the help of his acting skills, the word that was given to him by another participant. Everyone else must guess what was hidden. You can play as a team or individually.

"Corrupted MMS"

People who are thirty years old remember the famous game “broken phone”. At one time it was so popular that a television show was created based on it. For a little nostalgia, you can invite guests to play this game at your thirtieth birthday party. However, this game could use a little makeover to make it more modern.

The host asks the guests to line up in two columns with an equal number of players (at least four participants in each team). The first participants in each column are given a piece of paper and a pencil. After this, the leader goes to the back of the column and, in turn, shows each extreme participant a simple drawing. The task of the outer players is to draw with their fingers the picture that was demonstrated to them on the backs of the people in front. Thus, the pattern is transferred from the tail of the column to its beginning. The first participants who were initially given pieces of paper will have to draw the drawing given to them across the entire column. The team that draws a drawing more similar to the original will win.

Since after completing the circle the last person draws and does not say words, this is why the game got its name.

"Limbo"

At the age of thirty, people want to have fun no less than twenty-year-old guys and girls. Therefore, for the 30th anniversary, you can hold truly fun and incendiary competitions.

One of the most fun competitions that fits perfectly into the celebration is the popular dance game limbo. To carry it out, you do not need any special devices that are shown in films. In order to play it, it is enough to prepare a medium-length rope and music to which the participants will overcome the obstacle.

Two assistant presenters raise the rope to a height of one and a half meters, and the participants begin to walk under it, while actively dancing. You need to walk in such a way as not to catch the rope on parts of your body. In addition, you must maintain your balance so as not to fall. After each circle, the rope is lowered, making it more difficult to overcome the obstacle.

This competition is best held outdoors or on the beach, but you can also do it indoors. However, in this case you need to be careful not to get injured.

Armless scrambled eggs

For this competition you need to boil a few eggs. The presenter calls two participants and ties their hands behind their backs. After this, he places eggs on the table in front of them and asks them to break them and then peel them. This is not an easy task, so the competition will certainly cause a storm of emotions among all guests of the anniversary.

"Zoo"

If the anniversary is celebrated in the company of good friends whom you want to amuse, then you can hold this competition. To carry it out, you need to call eight people among those who wish and ask them to stand in a circle and put their hands on each other’s shoulders. After this, the presenter whispers in each participant’s ear “eagle” and “rhino.” Then the presenter explains to the contestants that the “eagles,” when they hear their name, should tuck their legs in, hanging on the rhinoceroses. Rhinoceroses should do the same when they hear their word. There are no winners in this competition, but it looks fun.

"A Gift from the Past"

To hold a competition, you need to find last year's newspapers that were published on the birthday of the hero of the day. There should be a lot of such newspapers, since they will need to be distributed to all guests. The guests' task is that they need to cut out any gift for the hero of the day from these newspapers, for example, an image of a car or cars. Moreover, you can cut out certain words from the text of the newspaper and assemble a congratulation from them to the hero of the day. The winner is the one who managed to cut out the most original greeting.

"Guess who"

People of all ages love to play association games. Considering this fact, you can hold a fun competition for your 30th birthday, which will appeal to all the guests and the hero of the day. The essence of this competition is that the host takes the hero of the occasion out of the room, and the guests must make a wish for one of the guests. After this, the hero of the day returns and begins to guess who the mystery was. Leading questions should help him in this matter. For example, he might ask, “If a person were a fruit, what kind of fruit would he be?” Although there is no correct answer to this question, guests can make an association between the mystery person and a certain fruit. After the answer received, the hero of the day can ask a few more questions in order to confirm his guesses and name the person.

This competition is quite difficult, but fun. With him, laughter at your 30th birthday will be guaranteed.

"Gentle Pencil"

This competition is only suitable for guests who know each other well. The host asks the guests to divide into two teams with an equal number of men and women. The teams line up in two lines, and the leader gives each of them a simple pencil. The first participant holds the pencil between his nose and lip and passes it to the second participant, who must accept it in the same way. The winner is the team that was able to pass the pencil faster without dropping it.

"Chiropractor"

Another great contest to celebrate a man or woman's thirtieth birthday. The essence of the competition is that one person is selected and blindfolded. The presenter gives the rest of the participants pieces of paper on which this or that part of the musculoskeletal system is written. The “chiropractor” stretches his hands forward, and the participants take turns approaching him. The presenter tells the chiropractor which part of the body he needs to examine, and the participant presents this part to the therapist. After conducting the inspection, the driver must guess to whom he provided services. If he is lucky enough to guess correctly, then the “chiropractor” changes places with the “patient”, and the competition continues. From the outside, everything looks extremely fun and cheerful, which is what you need to celebrate your 30th birthday.

When choosing games and competitions for a 30th birthday, you need to give preference only to really fun activities so that the hero of the day does not have thoughts that he is getting old.

A round date is a reason to have a lot of fun. To celebrate your friend’s anniversary in a great way, it’s worth holding several fun competitions that anyone can organize. You will find everything new and original in 13 ideas, selected specifically for the 30th anniversary celebration.

1. The birthday girl's oath

Invite the hero of the day to solemnly take an oath before celebrating her 30th anniversary.

Let the girl respond to each statement with a loud “I swear!”:

  • Wake up in your bed in the morning.
  • With husband.
  • With his.
  • Don't lose your image as a business woman.
  • Don't fall asleep with your face in the salad.
  • Don't lose your things.
  • Don't text anyone at 2 am.
  • Don't call anyone at 2 am.
  • Don't confess your love to strangers.
  • In any case, no more than twice.
  • Come home on two legs, not four.
  • Erase my memory if I do something wrong.

The oaths can be supplemented with other funny sayings if desired.

2. Baby

The next competition is held specifically for the other half of the birthday girl. If your friend is free, you can invite one of the guests to play the main role. For the scene you will need a special fabric screen with sewn legs and arms. Making it at home is quite simple.

The essence of the competition is to get a funny, disproportionate baby that will be controlled by different people. So, the birthday girl’s husband substitutes his head, he is also responsible for the legs, and the hero of the day inserts his hands into the holes. Young people must tell their story through movements and facial expressions, depicting everything that the presenter is talking about. Two assistants hold a fabric screen at the sides.

An example of the story “How Ivan was going to his wife’s anniversary”: Vanya got up in the morning, stretched, washed, brushed his teeth. Then he started doing exercises, push-ups, pumped his abs, did the splits in different directions, jumped, and ran. For courage, Ivan drank some cognac and ate some lemon. Vanya went to get a gift for his beloved, but in the park he was attacked by gopniks who wanted to take away the money for the gift. Ivan was not taken aback, he quickly killed five, showing his signature blows with his hands and left leg. Having bought the gift, Vanya returned home and drank a little more for courage. He put on his pants, tie, combed his hair and ran as fast as he could to his beloved Nastya’s birthday party, and on the way he sang the song “My Only One”.

Depending on the scenario, you need to prepare the attributes in advance: toothbrush, comb, glass of cognac, lemon, etc.

3. Rap ​​congratulations

Let the guests pull out pieces of paper with quatrains on which funny congratulations are written for the birthday girl. Everyone’s task is to take turns reading rap poems to the hero of the day. . To do this, you should use characteristic movements and accompany the words with sounds: “Yo”, “Eee”, “Komon”.

As attributes prepare bandanas, caps and scarves, thick gold chains. Dress up your guests as rappers, and let your friend choose, based on the results, whose congratulations she liked the most.

4. Fairy tale

For this competition it is necessary to prepare in advance a script for a fairy tale for 30 years . Today you can find many similar texts on the Internet. Each guest is asked to learn one catchphrase for their character. The presenter reads the text of the fairy tale, and those present, hearing the mention of their hero, artistically depict what was said, adding certain words.

5. Quiz

For the quiz, you need to prepare questions related to the birthday girl in advance. You need to start with your virginity and end with the present.

Examples of questions:

  • What did the birthday girl dream of becoming as a child?
  • Favorite TV series in 10th grade?
  • What was the name of your favorite cat?
  • In which country did the hero of the day most often vacation?

The one who knows the hero of the day best and answers most of the questions correctly receives a symbolic prize. To confirm your answers, you can print photographs from your personal archive.

6. King of Beasts

The birthday girl (lion) is seated on a chair (throne). She must show each guest with gestures what kind of animal he is. If these are long ears, you need to gallop towards the lion like a hare, if it is a hissing snake, you should crawl and. etc. At the end, all the animals gather at the feet of the king, and the lion rewards the most artistic one.

7. Song competition

As a singing competition, distribute the lyrics to the birthday girl's girlfriends. Hands up “I’m 18 already”, the words of which were changed to suit the theme of the evening. It can be found on the Internet (“You have become more mature today, 30 years has come running to you..”).

Let them sing to a pre-prepared backing track, and the hero of the day and the rest of the guests dashingly dance and sing along. From the guys, the Gaza Strip song “I’m 30 years old today” is suitable as an answer.

8. Original toast

Write 3-5 words on pieces of paper in advance . It could be anything: a tram, a cheesecake, a bikini, etc. Each of the guests present should take out one note and come up with a toast on the go, using the specified words in the text.

9. In a new look

Each of the guests should congratulate the hero of the day in the image of a certain person.

It can be:

  • A foreigner who doesn’t know Russian well.
  • Woman on the delivery table.
  • A thief in law.
  • Putin V.V.

The guest takes out a piece of paper indicating the hero and congratulates the birthday girl in his own words , as the one named in the note would do.

10. Manicure for the hero of the day

Hand out A4 sheets of paper with pictures of women's fingers with long nails to the male representatives. Let the guys do a manicure for the birthday girl using polishes of various colors, glitter, stickers . Whoever demonstrates his imagination best is the winner.

11. Fight for the heart of the birthday girl

You need to take a long rope (5-7 m) and tie a paper heart or any item of the hero of the day exactly in the middle, and sticks at the ends. Two guys take up sticks (can be replaced with pens or pencils) and on command they begin to wind a rope around them . Whoever has a heart in their hands receives a prize - a kiss from the hero of the day.

12. Paper Instagram

For this competition you will need an album with A4 sheets. It is designed in Instagram style, printed photographs of the hero of the day are pasted, and space is left for comments and likes. It is important to choose the most original photographs from the life of the birthday girl .

Guests' task – it’s funny to sign a photo and leave a congratulation. The photo album is passed around the table, and at the end the hero of the occasion chooses the most original comment and keeps the props as a souvenir.

If one of the guests knows how to use Photoshop, ask him to insert the birthday girl’s face into various images where it will look funny. This could be a scene from a movie or TV series. The main thing is to turn on your imagination.


Maria's 30th birthday.(the program is designed for 3 hours).

Meeting the hero of the occasion.

(planned in advance - agreement with guests).

Acting persons: 3 thieves, birthday girl, 3 girlfriends.

Thieves steal the birthday girl from her home (blindfolded, mouth taped, etc.), bring her to the cafe and put her in the car (made from a children's house - tent). The DJ turns on the "starting the engine" background. This creates the illusion of the car moving. Then a distant noise is heard, people talking and the DJ turns on the background “group Rukki-up “Ay-ay, girl.” The thieves pull the birthday girl out of the “car”, untie her hands, remove the blindfold and a dialogue occurs:

1 thief:"What's going on then!?"
2nd thief:“Where are we?”
1 thief:“Get on your feet, leave her here, she’ll get out on her own.”
(thieves run away)

Friends run up to the birthday girl.

1. Mash, where are you from in that outfit?
2. Where was it? We're all tired of waiting here already! Is it at a flea market?
3. Let's go, we'll get you into a civilized state. Otherwise, your boyfriend is already tired of waiting, he’s fed up with questions!

(the girls take the birthday girl away and change clothes in accordance with the dress code of the evening).

(The birthday girl appears in the hall. The background is “the sound of a stopped DJ record”)

Leading: Hey! People, look around
Everyone's eyes were raised up
The birthday girl has arrived.
It's time to applaud.
Masha is a super person
We send her a big hello
Everyone's been waiting for you
It's time for everyone to sit down at the table.

(the birthday girl invites guests to the table)

1 table.

Leading: Respect everyone, or rather good evening
We were all waiting for this meeting.
We have a compelling reason, one that has long been familiar to all our guests.
I’m revealing a secret, our Maria is N-ten years old
I don't give numbers
The woman's age is hidden
Our Masha is good
Both figure and soul
We fill all glasses
And we drink to Masha.

Toast: for the birthday girl.

Leading: Mash, so that we can start celebrating your birth in full force. You need to be prepared for this, namely, you need to read a prayer so that everything goes smoothly for us. Are you ready? (the birthday girl answers)
(the birthday girl reads a prayer)

Women's prayer before the anniversary:
“Lord, help me not to get drunk! wake up in YOUR bed in the morning. Help us not to lose our super-girl image! Don't hit the faces of guests! And don't eat the salad! Don't lose things (including yourself)! Help me not text anyone drunk at 2 a.m.! Don't call! And most importantly, do not confess your love to anyone! in any case, no more than 2 times! Help me come home with two, not four! And if I do something, God, erase my memory forever and ever! Amen.

Toast: for fulfilling wishes.

(guests drink. 5-minute feast)

ZODIAC ROLL CALL OF GUESTS.

There is no need to be modest today -
Respond in the hall Aries!

Well done and tomboys,
Where do our Taurus sit?

Where are the brave guys?
Gemini is the fastest!

The zodiac has many signs,
Now I can see Cancers!

You will respond together,
Kings of animals, handsome Lions!

Let's all look right, left,
Where is Virgo's anniversary?

Lift up your noses
And show yourself to us, Libra!

Queue according to all laws
Get up and drink Scorpios!

All the signs here are great,
The luckiest of all are Sagittarius.

Don't be strict with the leader
And respond, Capricorns!

Let them raise their glasses soon
Feel free to Aquarius!

Let the hero of the day
Gifted by affectionate Fishes!

Toast: for getting acquainted.

TOAST TO PARENTS.
Today at the anniversary there is the closest and dearest person for the birthday girl - her mother! Dear guests! Let's greet ______________ with loud, friendly applause. After all, she is also a birthday girl today!
On September 11, 1983, angels descended from heaven and a great miracle happened: a charming baby was born, the first-born in the family, a girl - Masha!

Dear (Mother's name)!
Do you remember the day when you brought Masha from the hospital?
What was she like?
How do you see her now?

(Congratulations from mom).

Well, now, friends, the moment has come
Fill a glass for your parents!
Glory, praise and honor to the parents!
I know people will agree with me,
Why should we raise a toast to our parents?
I wish my mother health and happiness!

(guests drink. 5-minute feast)

Leading: At our table is the sister of our birthday girl! You grew up in the same family, two girls. Two closest friends. Surely, you trusted each other with your deepest secrets, shared secrets. Inna, maybe remember the most memorable, most unforgettable moment of childhood.

(congratulations from sister)
(guests drink. 5-minute feast)

Leading: Dear friends! There is such a good tradition of lighting a candle on all birthday holidays, since fire is a symbol of life, warmth, comfort, and goodness. I suggest you, Maria, also light a candle in honor of such a significant event - your birthday. (a gift from the host of the holiday - a candle for the birthday girl)
May the flame of this light never go out, giving light and warmth to your loved ones, and may only your most beloved and dearest people gather for this light, just like today.

Toast: For the warm light emanating from the anniversary candle.

Leading: We have one boss here
Very important gentleman
His heart burns with love
And everyone knows about it
Well, I give my word to Maria’s husband.
I expect a creative toast from him.

(congratulations to husband Alexander)

Game “Goldfish”.
Leading: Friends! Each of us at least once in our lives dreamed of catching a goldfish so that it would fulfill three cherished wishes. And now I offer you this unique opportunity. (The presenter goes around the guests with a bag containing fish cut out of cardboard.) One of them is gold, and offers to choose any of them without looking into the bag. The owner of the “goldfish” has the right to voice his three wishes and choose them from the cards offered by the presenter. But, before that, he names any “performer” among the guests.)

Examples of wishes:

I want a toast to be made now in honor of the birthday girl, in which the three words “anniversary” would appear.
I want any item on the table to be presented to the birthday person as a memorable gift with meaning.
I want your neighbors on the right and left to recite a children's poem in chorus.
I want you to embrace the birthday girl in your arms, and then jump on one leg to your place.
I want you to sing the tune of a familiar song to the guests, and they will guess its name.

(Rewarding the “fulfillers” of desires.)

Leading: Every little girl's dream is a magical trip. And I think Maria is no exception. Do you, dear guests, like to travel? (Guests answer) Now we will test your geographical knowledge...

Contest: Dance cruise.
QUESTIONS:
1.Where is the Eiffel Tower? France.
2. In which country did the very first “DISNEYLAND” open? America.
3.Which country has the saltiest sea? Israel.
4.Where do the hottest horsemen live? Caucasus.
Those who gave the correct answers go to the dance floor.
Traveling alone is boring, so I suggest each of you find a couple. And here we have four Couples.
Friends, before you are traveling artists!!! They have traveled through different countries, and which ones, they will now show us IN DANCE!!!
TANGO, LAMBADA, ROCK-N-ROLL, SEVEN FORTY, LEZGINKA, KALINKA-MALINKA
From your faces I already understand that you want to start dancing. And I invite all guests to the dance floor

Dance block No. 1.

Leading: Oh nostalgia, in our memories we always return to our favorite events and places. So, dear guests, I want to invite you all to one of the most popular talk shows “guess the melody”. Your task is to guess the composition - the flip. The guest who gives the most correct answers will receive a super prize from the birthday girl (tape “musical special”)
Melodies: Roxette, Natalie - the wind was blowing from the sea, Shark - acid DJ, Doctor Alban - about life, disco accident - eggs, paints - don't touch me, hands up - I'm 18 already.

Leading: Today is an evening of surprises and miracles. And one very important person from the European stage came to our holiday. To your thunderous applause. Meet the group E-TYPE. (parody performance 1)

Leading: Unforgettable impressions from European performances. And the question immediately arises: Are we worse? Well, of course not! And we can verify this by going to the center of the hall.

Dance block No. 2.

Contest. The biggest bubble.
Contest: Fun rubber band.

Performance – parody group “Combination”

3 table.

Leading:
Let the glasses be whole,
Let the mood soar
Let the music sound like fanfares,
And may success await Maria!

Toast: for our charming birthday girl.

(guests drink. 5-minute feast)

Leading:
We've all been sitting with our hands folded for a long time,
And it’s like we’re all dying from boredom,
I want to stir you up
We will be holding a competition!

“According to the majority of people born and lived in the USSR, our country was ahead of the rest in such areas as space, ballet, sports and the army. This means that we, born in the USSR, are very well versed in these areas. Shall we check?

Game "Soviet Space: Discoverers".
It is better to choose men to participate. Eyeliner: “Do you want to feel like Soviet cosmonauts? Your task is to discover a new planet, plant the Soviet flag on it and populate it with Soviet people. But time is strictly limited. The astronaut who populates the most people will win.”
Participants are given balloons (not inflated), threads and markers. The task for each player: inflate the balloon as quickly as possible, tie it with a thread, draw a hammer and sickle on the balloon with a marker, put your initials, and then finish drawing as many simple figures as possible, schematically depicting a person. There is not much time given at all: 5 minutes maximum. At the end, the presenter counts the number of “people” on each “planet”. Whoever has more receives the title “Honorary Gagarinets”.

Toast: for the discoverers and their discoveries.

Leading: As I already said, in addition to space, our country was the very first in sports. Everyone knows the achievements of our figure skaters, gymnasts, etc. Now is the time to remember the past.

Game "Soviet sport: sprinters".
Summary: “You will have to cover a short distance as quickly as possible. Before you begin, remember the Soviet slogan that all world records should be ours. Don’t let your Motherland down – the most sporting nation!”
Number of participants (both men and women can play) limited only by the amount of inventory. Equipment for one participant: a beer bottle with a long ribbon or rope tied to one end. Length – the longer the better (maybe five meters or more).
Participants stand on one line, holding bottles in their hands. The presenter and his assistant stretch the ribbons, fixed at one end to the bottles, along the room to the opposite end (forming a kind of treadmill for each participant). At the “Start” command, participants begin to wind the tape onto the bottle. Whoever does it faster wins, receiving the title “Soviet record holder.”

Leading: What kind of holiday is there without dancing?
Probably there are simply no such people,
Let's make it blush
So that the light comes on in your eyes!
And so that Masha’s birthday
Everyone will remember it for many years!

Dance block No. 3.

Contest: Rubik's Cube.

The performance is a parody of Alla Pugacheva.

Conclusion.

Guests form 2 circles (small and large) around the birthday girl.

Leading: Let your life be bright,
May your life be wonderful
Let there be a lot of warmth in her,
And let love rule in her!
Let your husband be your king
And you will be his queen,
So that everything is as you want,
So that all your wishes come true,
So that all your cherished dreams,
We were looking for excuses in life!

We do not say goodbye to you, dear guests, but simply say “until we meet again!”

Background sounds: remix of the crocodile Gena’s song “Let them run clumsily”