A new sketch of Baba Yaga, written to order, taking into account gifts
Essence of the order
Name of the recipient, date of birth: Vladimir Sergeevich 03/19/1955
Deadline for congratulations: 03/20/2015
Message:
Your script with Baba Yaga was very suitable.
Everything is in the same spirit, you just need to play with other gifts.
1 Manni-daryu - tangerine. If you don’t like tangerine, then manna from heaven is semolina.
We give a shovel to row money.
A hammer to make a fortune.
Tea - tea there will be money.
Honey - so that everything sticks: health, luck. Everything is sticky, as if it’s been smeared with honey.
Vegetable oil (for growth) so that it rolls around like cheese in butter.
Yeast - so that everything grows by leaps and bounds.
A jar of raspberry jam. So that life seems like raspberries. Castle - so that all desires coincide with possibilities. A calendar in which there are no black days, and all days are only colored.
We give carrots to grow love.
Catch luck by the tail - catches glue "Moment" - learned to seize the right moment. and now everything in life will go well.
Something just popped into my head - the job was promising, highly paid, with a flexible schedule.
We give a roof so that they don’t run into you. and hard-boiled eggs - just so you know, we’re still cooler, or your version with a kinder egg.
We wish you a new life - a new life begins with new shoes - we give a ball of laces - they are bait for new shoes and a new life and to make ends meet easier.
We give seeds to solve all problems.
Sucking candy - so that everything in life dissolves in a way that is favorable for you.
Fishing rod - UdAchka - everything is caught with it: money and apartments and cars.
Health (photo in frame) to hang and improve every day.
All gifts can be given in any order. Thank you.
The SCENE itself
Whoa!!! Bablothrower, stop!
I've already arrived, it seems.
I smell the Russian spirit
And a great snack!
There are so many people here!
Is there a place for me?
Let grandma have her say
And give gifts to Vova
And the gifts are not simple:
All magical gold.
I spent a month collecting
For three days, three nights I conjured.
And now each of them
Vova will make your life easier!
So that you always have Money
Bag for you heavenly manna!
Now it will fall from the sky,
You will be so lucky with money -
Shovel you will row them!
Here's the medicine ( yeast ) to grow
Wealth to spite all enemies!
I give you another gift son
This one is magical hammer,
To make a fortune
And happily to live!
Don't be afraid to knock - day and night,
And drive the dissatisfied away!
From all the attacks by chance
this one roof get ( I understand it's a jar lid)
With such testicle golden (here you can boiled or kinder)
now you too will be cool!
So that life seems like raspberries
I made you some potions ( jam )
all walls honey you spread it!
bottle of magic mass ( oil)
You take a spoonful a day -
All vices and laziness will go away!
And on such a solemn day
seize the moment with one hand!( glue)
good luck in it - hold it by the tail!
And here it is fishing rod - Luck
catch dacha apartments with her,
Cars, money and work -
all sinecure without care (Sinecure A position that provides a good income, but does not require work)
to get a lot of money
and not answer for anything.
Look, it's almost done
Now it's fallen on your head
Working with a flexible schedule
The salary is simply excellent.
The boss is golden, the colleagues are just darlings,
Well, hurry up and sit down on the pillow
Well, how convenient? So that's how it is
The best work is almost there!
So that there is no dilemma in life
I'm all your problems now
I put it in this bag
seeds)
Let love reign in life
Here it is charged carrot,
And in addition to it lollipop
And you will be just great!
It was immediately fulfilled
Here's the enchanted one lock
You're magical calendar
From now on there are no dark days in it
This is how you unravel the tangle ( laces)
You will find this path for sure.
Make all ends meet
All palaces will be yours
Live a hundred years and be healthy!
I'll say a few more words:
This photo not simple
It contains a holy spell -
Hang it in the red corner
Keep an eye on him and correct him-
improve your health.
Well, I think I told you everything
I described all the amulets.
It's time to head back,
I wish I could splash the grandma at least a little bit
May you live happily!
Scene "Baba Yaga No. 3"for a man's anniversary
I wrote this text myself for the men's anniversary.
Whoa, broom, stop!
I have arrived, it seems
The Russian spirit smells here
Everyone around is chewing and drinking.
Pour me a glass too
Don't regret it anymore
Don't look at Yaga
I can still drink
Give me a place in your circle
I came to congratulate ____
Look what a great guy he is
Like a cucumber from the garden
May you always be like this
Energetic young
Here Kashchei sent an egg
And he punished
Store the egg in the duck
You will live a very long time.
(Kinder surprise egg)
I also poked around in the closets
Collected drugs
To be strong in love
Here's a carrot
Grate it
Boil with milk
And take it more often
And at least open the harem
(Carrot) So that the pressure does not torment you
This is the instruction
Eat grapefruit more often
(grapefruit)
Will you be like this fruit
If it hits you hard
You eat chicken droppings
(bag of seeds)
Cucumber loves him
And you will be great.
And so that your back doesn't hurt
Feel free to dive into the nettles
If she's not at the dacha
Plant it - that's my advice
So as not to suffer from a cold
Eating onions is not bad at all (bulb)
He is useful and good
And relieves illness and trembling
So that the vessels are cleaner
Drink a decoction of fir cones (tea)
So that there are no plaques in them
Here's a bag of goat poop.
(hazelnuts in chocolate)
Helps Effectively
Become healthy and active
So as not to suffer from heartburn
Eat a frog's leg
(bag of squid)
Learn from the French
They eat frogs all their lives
I think I told you everything
If you don't have enough advice
Write to me for soap
Tell us about your problems
On Skype or on ICQ, knock
Well, bye, my friend, hang in there!
stayed late
I would like to have a drink for the road (drink)
I flew away, my friend
Sketch “Baba Yaga” No. 4
A sketch for a man’s anniversary, I wrote this recently
Character:
Props:
Baba Yaga's outfit is at your discretion (wig, scarf, rags)
Gift bag or bag
Gifts: semolina, children's spatula, packet of yeast, hammer, can lid, kinder surprise, raspberry jam, jar of honey, bottle of vegetable oil, Moment glue, children's fishing rod (sold in fisherman's set toys), bag of seeds, carrots, Lollipop, calendar, laces, small lock, photo in frame.
Whoa!!! Broom, stop!
I've already arrived, it seems.
I smell the Russian spirit
And a great snack!
There are so many people here!
Is there a place for me?
Let grandma have her say
And give a lot of gifts
And the gifts are not simple:
All magical gold.
I spent a month collecting
For three days, three nights I conjured.
And now each of them
Makes life easier for the hero of the day!
So that we always meetMoney
A bag of heavenly manna for you! (semolina package)
Now it will fall from the sky,
You will be so lucky with money -
You will row them with a shovel!
Here's a potion to make you grow ( yeast)
Wealth to spite all enemies!
I give you another gift son
This one is magical hammer,
To make a fortune
And happily to live!
Don't be afraid to knock - day and night,
And drive the dissatisfied away!
From all the attacks by chance
get this roof (jar lid)
With such a golden egg ( boiled or kinder egg)
now you too will be cool!
So that life seems like raspberries
I made you some potions (raspberry jam)
So that your whole house is in abundance
Smear all the walls with honey! (jar of honey)
And happiness will stick to him
the envy of all people in the world!
To ride like cheese in butter -
bottle of magic mass (vegetable oil)
You take a spoonful a day -
All vices and laziness will go away!
And on such a solemn day
seize the moment with one hand!(glue Moment)
And don’t look at how simple it looks
good luck in it - hold it by the tail!
And here is the fishing rod - Udachka (children's fishing rod)
catch dacha apartments with her,
Cars, money and work -
all sinecure without care
( Sinecure A position that provides a good income but does not require work )
to get a lot of money
and not answer for anything.
So that there is no dilemma in life
I'm all your problems now
I put it in this bag
If you chew everything in it, consider them gone (bag of seeds)
Let love reign in life
Here it is charged carrot,
And in addition to it lollipop( Chupa Chups )
And you will be just great!
So that everything you dreamed of
It was immediately fulfilled
So that it multiplies and is preserved for future use
Here is an enchanted castle (small padlock)
To look into the distance without fear,
You're magical calendar
( highlight all black numbers in the calendar with colored markers)
From now on there are no dark days in it
There is only one rainbow color in them
Life, as I know from rumors
New only in new shoes
This is how you unravel the tangle ( laces)
You will find this path for sure.
Make all ends meet
All palaces will be yours
Live a hundred years and be healthy!
I'll say a few more words:
This photo is not simple (photo of the hero of the day in a frame)
It contains a holy spell -
Hang it in the red corner
And everything will be wonderful in life!
Keep an eye on him and correct him-
improve your health.
Well, I think I told you everything
I described all the amulets.
It's timeon the way back,
I wish I could splash the grandma at least a little...a little
May everything that is said come true!
May you live happily!
The funny skit “Congratulations from Baba Yaga” can be performed on the anniversary of a man or woman. Next, you can familiarize yourself with several scenario options and choose the one that is best suited for congratulations in your case.
And I poked around in the closets
I collected some drugs,
To be strong in love
Here, take a carrot.
You grate it,
Boil with milk
Then take it more often
And at least open the harem.
In advance, small notes are glued to the birthday person’s chair and on the door so that it is not visible. A gift is hidden on one of the windowsills. Baba Yaga appears in the hall on a broom.
Yes, such a man with a core!
You can’t shake it off a bare hand,
Like a hedgehog's hand
You can't put him in your belt.
Sketch of congratulations from Baba Yaga
To stage this scene, you must immediately prepare the main gift, a woolen scarf, a handkerchief, a package of sanitary pads, a bottle of champagne, and a countermeasure. options, a bag of potato chips and a bag to hold it all.
How interesting it is to give a gift, LET'S SIT AT THE TABLE SOULLY
“The applause is where. Wonderful! Shouldn't we all fall back into childhood?
Women
A scene with the participation of Baba Yaga to congratulate a woman on her name day
Watch your figure
Drive less - walk more!
So that the forms do not sag
Especially from the front!
So that the waist is
Fat so as not to swim
At night only horseradish and radish,
Yes, love affairs!
To maintain tone -
Learn to fly on a broom!
Balance on a broom
Not the same as in the saddle!
Will you listen to advice?
Everything will benefit from this!
You will be our symbol
And the house will be prosperous!
Here's a modern mechanized broom for you
This is jelly made from mold!
Haven't you drunk it yet?
So drink it when it starts
The body is a carousel!
It doesn't taste that good
But it takes away the trembling!
If your heart hurts,
And my chest is burning with fire,
This means Tamara,
You have encephalitis!
Eat aspen bark
And you will cheer up for the time being!
Tea is not chemical!
Tea is natural gifts!
And it crunches in the back,
Don't sit on the ballot!
Hurry up and jump into the nettles,
And ride under the moon!
And when you're a friend,
Can't sleep on a stuffy night
Drink flea leg decoction!
You'll sleep like a groundhog!
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A scene with the participation of Baba Yaga to congratulate a woman on her name day
To stage this scene, you immediately need to prepare the main gift, a woolen scarf, a handkerchief, a package of sanitary pads, a bottle of champagne, a countermeasure, a bag of potato chips and a bag to fit it all. One of the guests can easily play the role of Baba Yaga.
Baba Yaga:
Yaga from a fairy tale has come to you,
To congratulate you, Oksanochka!
Today I brought gifts from the forest in a bag,
I got ready for the journey for a long time, dressed up,
At night I made love and kissed my sweetheart.
(Gives the birthday girl the main gift.)
Our Vodyanoy has gone completely crazy.
He turned around with trade,
He sent you some tinctures
He called it living water.
(Baba Yaga takes out a bottle of champagne.)
And Tortilla, then Tortilla
I forgot everything in my old age
Instead of a key she
Aldays sent here.
(Gives sanitary pads.)
And the boar - then, and the boar
He dug up some potatoes
Maybe in our garden,
Maybe he stole from yours!
(Baba Yaga hands over a bag of potato chips.)
Cursed Merman
What did he do to me?
Says “I was using protection”
I got this item.
(Gives the birthday girl the remedy.)
The wolf raised a lamb for you
But such is nature
Only the skin of the sheep
You only got one.
(Gives a woolen scarf.)
The spider has woven webs for you
So that tears don't fall from your eyes.
This sketch with the participation of Baba Yaga is best suited to congratulate one of the female employees on her birthday. The performance can be organized in the office. According to the scenario, we need to prepare the following gifts in advance: a mop with a clamp or a broom, a bag of nuts, a jar of coffee, chocolate-covered hazelnuts, face cream, horseradish and radishes, a pack of raisins, a jar of pickled tomatoes or cucumbers, a package of strawberry juice.
Baba Yaga:
Oh, my broom, my broom!
Where have you taken me?
Well, I got the transport!
Is the navigator broken?!
Oh, tell me honest people -
Anniversary is not here?
All:
Yes, here!
Baba Yaga:
I see Tamara sitting over there
Just something strange looking!
Pale, red nose,
Don't you have diarrhea?
I messed around in the closet here
Yes, I collected some medicine!
Search the whole world,
There are no better drugs!
My first advice is this:
To stay young
Smear manure on your face -
It will be smooth as an egg!
Here I collected some for you in a jar.
(Gives face cream.)
Watch your figure
Drive less - walk more!
So that the forms do not sag
Especially from the front!
So that the waist is
Fat so as not to swim
At night only horseradish and radish,
Yes, love affairs!
(Hands horseradish and radish.)
To maintain tone -
Learn to fly on a broom!
Balance on a broom
Not the same as in the saddle!
Will you listen to advice?
Everything will benefit from this!
You will be our symbol
And the house will be prosperous!
Here's a modern mechanized broom for you
(Baba Yaga gives a mop with a clamp or a broom.)
This is jelly made from mold!
Haven't you drunk it yet?
So drink it when it starts
The body is a carousel!
It doesn't taste that good
But it takes away the trembling!
(Gives a pack of strawberry juice.)
A cold is no problem!
Eat the cobblestone from the pond!
There is no more reliable medicine
Than the natural environment!
(Takes out a bag of nuts.)
If your heart hurts,
And my chest is burning with fire,
This means Tamara,
You have encephalitis!
Eat aspen bark
And you will cheer up for the time being!
Tea is not chemical!
Tea is natural gifts!
(Baba Yaga hands over a pack of raisins)
And the pressure will go away,
Try hare droppings!
It is much more healing than honey,
At least the color is like honey.
(Gives the birthday girl chocolate-covered hazelnuts.)
It certainly tastes cool,
It makes people die!
Only those who survive -
Everyone lives to old age!
And it crunches in the back,
Don't sit on the ballot!
Hurry up and jump into the nettles,
And ride under the moon!
And when you're a friend,
Can't sleep on a stuffy night
Drink flea leg decoction!
You'll sleep like a groundhog!
(Baba Yaga takes out a can of coffee.)
So as not to suffer from a hangover
I made you a potion
Of toadstools, toads and snakes
Drink it without fear.
(Places a jar of pickled tomatoes or cucumbers on the table.)
That's all my order!
How did you have fun?
Anniversary girl! Happy Birthday!
Have fun until the morning!
Finally, I'll pour a glass,
Otherwise I’ll perish on the road!
Everyone drinks with Baba Yaga to the birthday girl and wishes her long life.
Here are some funny scenarios for your choice. Some sketch “Congratulations from Baba Yaga” will easily fit into a celebration, diversify the celebration of a birthday or anniversary and help to congratulate a friend in an original way.
Music test for spouses “Who remembers better?”
(can be used for any anniversary)
To do this, you need to prepare cuts from songs
Ved: Our hero of the day and his wife have been together for many years, and the memories of the first meeting, the wedding, the first years of life together have already faded. Now I will conduct an unusual interview with the hero of the day and his wife, from which we will learn what each of them remembers about the past. I will take turns asking them different questions, and they will answer me mentally, and my microphone will help me voice their thoughts! So, let's begin.
The presenter alternately brings the microphone to the head of each spouse, and the cuts are turned on accordingly.
1. M. – Under what circumstances did you meet your future wife? (“Hop, stop, we’re coming around the corner”...)
2. J. – Where was your first date? (“In the sunflowers, my beloved hugged me”...)
3. M. – Remember what your future wife was wearing that day? (“Hare sheepskin coat, rabbit sheepskin coat, rabbit sheepskin coat, you’re still whole”...)
4. J. - What was your gentleman wearing? (“Felt boots, felt boots, oh, not hemmed, old ones - once…”)
5. M. - In what words did you confess your love to her? (“No one loves you as much as I do, no one will love you as much as I do!...)
6. J. - What did you answer then? (“I want to get married, I want to get married, but don’t be afraid, I’ll pay for everything...)
7. M. – How do you remember your wedding? (“And this wedding, wedding, wedding sang and danced (Meladze)”...)
8. J. - What do you remember about your wedding? (“Russian vodka, what have you done, Russian vodka, you ruined me”...)
9. M. - What did you say to your wife on your wedding night? (“I’m a chocolate bunny, I’m an affectionate bastard, I’m one hundred percent sweet, oh oh oh...”)
10. J. - What is your answer to him? (“You tell me, you tell me, what do you need, what do you need, maybe I’ll give you something, maybe I’ll give you what you want...”)
11. M. – What was your first home? (“This is a communal, communal apartment”...)
12. J. - What were your impressions when you saw that apartment for the first time? (“The ceiling is icy, the door is creaky, behind the rough wall there is prickly darkness”...)
13. M. – What do you think in the morning, looking at yourself in the mirror? (“I am a moderately well-fed man in full bloom…”)
14. J. - What do you think when you look at your reflection? (“I will melt pieces of ice with my hot heart, I can do everything, I can do everything, I can’t do otherwise (Tolkunova V.)...")
18. Presenter: This married couple has such different thoughts in their heads, but you and I know that in reality, they have... (“Okay, everything will be fine, I know it, I know it!..)
Therefore, I propose a toast to love and mutual understanding between the spouses, otherwise today’s holiday would not have taken place, and so many wonderful relatives and friends of the hero of the day would not have gathered today!
Set*WEEK* (for men)
They bring out a rope, but which
The panties are attached to clothespins.
We have seven days a week.
“Week” panties - just right!
Dark panties.
Business Monday, put it on quickly
And feel comfortable and cozy all day long.
Checked or striped panties.
And on Tuesday, wear checkered or striped panties.
Your new working day will be very fruitful.
Briefs with hearts.
On Wednesday, don’t forget to wear T-shirts with hearts,
And they will remind you to fulfill your marital duty
Flannel panties.
On Thursday during the winter period there are panties made of flannel.
You won't catch a cold, that's for sure
In general, you know what!
Men's thongs.
On Friday, wear these, they add sexiness.
Women are very attracted to (name of the hero of the day) panties.
Floral panties.
It’s good that at least on Saturday you don’t have to go to work.
You'll like these cheerful panties, boy.
Family panties.
At home, (name), on Sunday you wear family clothes,
And walk around your apartment in them all day long.
The factory girls tried so hard for you.
By the way, we bought the threads and fabric with our own cash. At least try one on now And come dance with us!
Congratulations to the hero of the day! we wish him from the bottom of our hearts
So that your head doesn't hurt (analgin)
Don't let your heart beat! (validol)
So that my lower back doesn't ache! (birch broom)
And the blues did not bother me! (Eleutherococcus)
So that the joints do not creak (screwdriver)
So that your teeth don't hurt (toothpaste)
So that the sand does not fall (cork)
The voice (egg) would not disappear
So as not to suffer from shortness of breath
And all diseases would come to an end (lid)!
Our dear hero of the day! We ask you to live without despondency, taking 5 drops (balm)
Be healthy, don't get sick!
Have a lot of strength!
Live in the world for many years,
Dear, beloved person!
| Julia Julia CONGRATULATIONS TO CARTOONS (female version) Ved. From the funny cartoon Winnie the Pooh and Piglet Show up to wish you a happy birthday, my friend! Let's meet! (They come in with gifts to the music: 3 balloons, 3 chocolates) V-Pooh: Don’t quarrel with your friends, don’t leave your friends in trouble, Be cheerful and welcoming…. Piglet: This ball is big for you! V-Pooh: When you wake up early in the morning, don’t forget to exercise. To lift your spirits... Pooh: Eat some chocolate with your friends! Ved. Become famous and rich, prove to us and to yourself that you can do anything in the world... Piglet: This ball is big for you! Ved. In the summer, go to the sea, tan there like a mulatto, and when the tan peels off, Pooh: Eat a chocolate bar with your friends! Vu-Pooh:. We want you to receive a salary only in UE, We ourselves bring it as a gift... Piglet: This ball is big for you! V.-Pooh In our life, not everything always goes smoothly... And when you feel a little sad, eat a chocolate bar with your friends |
Welcome, dear guests!
If you are not a master at saying beautiful words so that they take your breath away, you can surprise everyone with an interesting gift. Every time we think about how to give a gift in a beautiful and original way, so that this occasion will be remembered and then you will be remembered with a kind word for a long, long time. Let's talk about interesting, original ways of giving gifts and congratulations. Just recently I made a selection of interesting ones, take advantage of it, it might come in handy.
Give it to yourself
For a large company where many people are invited, such as a wedding or anniversary, you can make such an original presentation. Wrap your gift (if it’s big, you can write it on a piece of paper), wrap it or put it in a small box, attach a note to it - for the most beautiful birthday boy (for the happiest couple - if it’s a wedding), then put it in a box or wrap it in a bundle, attach a note - for yourself to the eldest, then another package or box and a note to the youngest, etc. You can make as many layers as you like, attach notes to each one.
So, the postman comes or just the presenter says that a parcel has arrived at the address, and a note “Give to the tallest” is attached to it, the guests begin to look for who is the tallest, they determine, unwrap it, there is a note again “give to the lowest”, the search begins again , well, etc. You can use “the slimmer”, “the plumpest”, “the reddest”, “the most snub-nosed”, “the reddest” (in clothes), “the loudest”, “the curliest”, “the baldest”, etc. .
Don’t think that the guests will be complex, on the contrary, when I first saw a gift being given in this way, it was at a wedding, the young ones were wrapping up a baby doll, and so, when they announced “the chubbyest”, I, a lady who has been struggling with obesity all my life, was the loudest screamed: Me! I! Give it to me, I'm the plumpest. And then, when I myself presented a gift at my friend’s anniversary, I watched as the guests vied with each other shouting: “me-me, give it to me, I’m the baldest one in this house!”
Baba Yaga congratulates the woman on her anniversary.
Is the navigator broken?!
Oh, tell me, honest people, is the anniversary not here?
(guests answer what is here)
I see (name of the hero of the day) sitting there, but he looks strange!
Your nose is pale and red, but does it bother you with diarrhea?
Here I poked around in the closet and collected some medicine!
Search the whole wide world, there are no better drugs!
My first advice is to stay young,
Smear your face with manure, it will be smooth like an egg!
(gives a cosmetic algae face mask)
Watch your figure, drive less - walk more!
So that the forms do not sag too much in front!
So that the waist is fat, so that it doesn’t swim
At night only horseradish and radish,
Yes, love affairs! (gives a condom)
To maintain your tone on a broom, learn to fly! (gives a broom or mop)
Balance on a broom is not the same as in the saddle!
If you listen to advice, everything will benefit you!
You will be a sex symbol Om, (emphasis on - crowbar)
And the house will be in abundance!
This is jelly made from mold! Haven't you drunk it yet?
So drink up when the carousel begins in your body! (a bag of dry jelly)
It doesn't taste as good, but it takes away the jitters!
But a cold is not a problem! Eat a bug from the pond!
There is no more reliable medicine than the natural environment! (bag of dried squid)
If your heart hurts and your chest burns with fire,
This means (name of the hero of the day) you have encephalitis!
Eat aspen bark and cheer up for the time being!
Tea is not chemical! Tea is natural gifts! (herbal mixture from the pharmacy)
And the pressure will go crazy, try the rabbit droppings!
It is much more healing than honey, even though it is similar in color to honey (chocolate jelly beans or crackers)
Of course it tastes cool, it makes you die!
Only those who survive, all live to old age!
And he will whine in the back, don’t sit on the ballot!
Jump naked into the nettles, tumble in the moonlight!
And when you have a friend, you can’t sleep at night on a stuffy night
Drink a decoction of flea legs! You'll sleep like a groundhog! (tea bag)
That's all my order! How did you have fun?
Anniversary girl! Happy Birthday! Have fun until the morning!
Lastly, I’ll drink a glass, otherwise I’ll die on the road!”
Baba Yaga gives you “Nedelka” panties and socks.
Can be used for a wedding anniversary, or separately.
“Oh, my broom, my broom! Where have you taken me?
Well, I got the transport!
Is the navigator broken?!
Oh tell me honest people, the anniversary is not here?
(guests answer: here)
I see (name of the hero of the day) sitting here
Just something strange looking!
Don't you think I came here for free?
I know how to surprise you, I decided to give you panties.
Our feminine look is decorated with earrings, rings and watches,
but not everyone probably knows that the most important thing is COWARDS.
Oh! It must be said beautifully, I will give you a “week”.
Walk in the “week” and you will be a cool woman.
Don’t just put them on, but adapt them to the occasion.
If childhood and youth are tormented by nostalgia, don’t be bored!
Don’t give in to melancholy, put on these pants. (gives children's panties)
The color red excites us and calls us to exploits
You put on these pants and boldly move forward. (gives red panties)
So that the money is here, hang your panties on the chandelier.
So that the flame of love flares up,
Make a banner out of cowards.
March one-two, one-two, everyone around will go crazy.
To make the trail of income last, put your panties in the safe.
So that the magic flows like a river, keep your panties at hand!
It's all work and work, how naive you are
In these you can decide your intimate affairs. (gives erotic thongs)
Will you buy a ticket to a resort or sanatorium?
If you wear “erotica,” you’ll be a cool chick.
If suddenly you didn’t notice and your health is moping
You’ll put on white panties yourself, just like Aibolit. (gives panties with a red cross)
Suddenly the finances are stagnant, there is no lard with sausage
The sea is knee-deep in black, put it on and sing songs. (Gives black panties)
Warm shorts will keep you warm on a cold winter evening
They will be warm, cozy and hardships will not matter. (gives fur-lined panties)
And today is your holiday, jokes, laughter, fun
You put on some smart ones, (gives you panties with frills) Okay. For the mood.
And after the holiday, wear them for a walk and walk around
And, preferably, without a skirt, just wiggle your butt.
I gave cowards a gift, I amused all the guests,
Even if you go around the whole world, you will never find anyone like him again.
Are you having more fun with a gift? Then pour everyone a glass!
Well, why are you grinning here, dear?
You won't be left without a gift from me either!
What to give was not a problem
I know better what you need!
For every day so that you have enough,
I bring socks - just in case!
When the husband wakes up blacker than a cloud
There is no smile and howls with anguish.
You will come up to him and say: “Darling,
Wear bright socks today!” (floral socks)
It's freezing outside - my legs are cramping
Warm water does not heat the stove either.
My husband comes and you get out of his way
Here are some warm socks, give me some! (wool socks)
Your husband will be grateful to these socks
From tenderness a tear will sparkle in the eyes
And he will definitely give it to you
An unforgettable night in socks!
And wear your socks carefully!
Cover your legs with your pants!
So that a random passerby doesn't think
“Mmmm... strange dude in striped socks!” (striped socks)
If old socks are in the process of being worn
They broke into pieces, tore into strips.
Don't be sad, don't create a problem
I found a replacement for them too! (regular, black)
Here you go! She gave gifts and entertained the guests...
It's more fun with a gift
Pour it quickly!
Pour, guests, pour! I'm a sentimental grandmother, now I'm going to say a toast!
She likes to wash his socks
Without disgust, disgust, melancholy.
And there is no more beautiful and sweeter procedure,
Then hang them on the battery.
And even if he comes home harsh
And he won’t notice the newly washed socks,
The reason for this will not be swearing
Friends, she loves him so much!”
Bitterly! Let's drink to love!
Memo to the wife of the hero of the day.
You need to format the text beautifully and paste it into a frame. Give to the wife of the hero of the day.
“In the morning, at the rosy dawn, you wash your husband in the bathroom,
Pre-foam the water with pineapple gel.
And then carry your husband from the washroom to the bedroom,
Wrapped in a sheet of satin material.
There, open it carefully, kiss everything you can:
Nose, ear, butt, breast and of course, every finger.
Comb your hair boldly: right - to the right, left - to the left.
Use a razor to move your cheeks. And your boy is ready to eat!
Fried eggs make you drool profusely:
Gently blot them with a flowered napkin.
Place toilet paper in pockets
A key, a mobile phone, and a clean handkerchief.
And then carefully put your foot into the shoe
And send me to work to earn money.”
Three girls congratulate you on your anniversary.
4 people participate in the congratulations (3 girls and a presenter)
Presenter: Three girls were spinning under the window late in the evening,
And they didn’t so much spin as grind with their tongues!
1st: We're getting bored!
Shouldn't we go visit some girls today?
Presenter: Then the second one picked up:
2nd: It wouldn’t be a sin to drink!
But where should we go to be accepted?
Presenter: The third one didn’t guess for a long time,
The eyes became more cheerful...
3rd: Shouldn't we girls go together to the anniversary?
As soon as we arrive, we’ll say: “Come on, (name of the hero of the day) pour it for us!”
Presenter: And everyone went to (name of the hero of the day) to celebrate his birthday.
And now, don’t be surprised, they will congratulate (name of the hero of the day).
1st: We congratulate the hero of the day on his birthday from the bottom of our hearts!
Receive gifts from us, they are very good:
2nd: So that illness does not take you, we present this salt.
Do not hold it as a seasoning, but place it on the crown of the bed.
It helps with everyone's illnesses, they say!
(they hand over a pack of salt and put it on their head)
3rd: I’ll give you pasta and tell you the recipe
If you brush your teeth in the evening, there will be no caries in the morning!
(handed toothpaste)
1st: You have this very gift, don’t worry, don’t be discouraged!
Slowly in your bath, rub every place!
(handed a washcloth or sponge)
2nd: Try the hare droppings... They are vigorous! He'll get it!
And honey is much more healing, even though it doesn’t taste like honey.
Although it tastes cool and sometimes makes you die,
Those who survive then live up to 100 years!
(candy peanuts in chocolate)
3rd: On this bright, glorious day, we congratulate you!
And we dedicate the dance to you with all our hearts!
Here you can prepare a dance in advance, or organize a dance competition. I have a musical clip, where famous music plays for a few seconds - Macarena, Lambada, Cancan, etc., at the end the song “loaf”. Upon request, I will send it to you by email, free of charge! . Subscribe to updates, I am preparing articles with various music and dance competitions.
Congratulations to the hero of the day from a mustachioed friend.
“Where is the applause?.. Wonderful! Shouldn't we all fall back into childhood?
Women are bad, men are drunk, but I’m a mustachioed nanny.
You guys can pour a drink and I can read a fairy tale.
Raise the container higher! Let's drink to the hero of the day's childhood!
The hen Ryaba laid an egg, the grandfather is annoyed, and the grandmother is angry.
Well, the explanation for this is simple, this egg is not golden.
The prince gave Cinderella new crystal shoes, voila!
She dances in them and goes to bed. The prince smeared superglue on the insoles.
Vanya Tsarevich, in the Koshchei rear, shoots an arrow from a bow at a swan.
Let Koschey waste away without his swan, Vanka lives with his little frog!
(be careful here, if Ivan is among the guests, then there may be an embarrassment)
Rolling across the field, Kolobok rushes, followed by a hare and a wolf,
Both the fox and the bear are running there... But the pole is a minefield!
The fox stole Petenka again, dragging him over the mountains, into the forests...
A fool doesn't know what the point is in life. Riot police ambushed her there!
So that your head doesn’t buzz, so that your heart doesn’t hurt,
So that the lower back doesn’t ache, with “this one” everything is as it was.
So that the buds do not dangle and the hair flutters.
The voice would not disappear and the sand would not fall.
So that your hands don’t shake, so that you hold the glass tightly,
So that shortness of breath does not torment you, so that all problems end!
So that your posture is straight, here, my friend, is a jump rope for you
Don't worry! Live great! So that the women say after:
“What a handsome man and he couldn’t have been cooler.”
I ask you to tear the property away from the chair, for you to jump, for us to dance!”
Congratulations from guests (adjectives).
One of the old congratulations, but its relevance does not change. Ask guests to name adjectives, write them down, and then read out the congratulations.
On this... and... evening, when the... stars are burning in... the sky, at this... table, in this... hall... ladies and no less... gentlemen gathered to congratulate our... hero of the day. We wish her... smiles,... friends,... success and... love. Today, in honor of our hero of the day, we will sing... songs, give... gifts and drink... wine. At our ... party there will be ... jokes, ... gags, ... dancing, shmants and ... squeezes. We will play... games and stage... skits. Let our birthday girl have the most... and... day!
This text requires 25 adjectives, but excluding unforeseen circumstances, let the guests come up with 2-3 more. You never know... 🙂
Congratulations from Vanya and Zina (to the song of V.V. Vysotsky)
Preparation: you need bath suits - 2 sheets, hats, washcloth, broom, basin, etc.
You can dress up as a man for the role of Zina, it will be funnier.
Zina. Oh, Van, look where we ended up,
And it seemed like they were going to Vanya’s bathhouse,
We put on bath sandals,
And then suddenly they came to the holiday.
Vania. Don't flatter yourself, Zin
And what a table, what a damn!
Oh, what do I see - kerosene,
Look, Zin!
Oh, Van, look how beautiful she is,
And you can see all your friends nearby,
Doesn't this concern you?
You should also dress me.
Well, you can tell it straight, Zin
You only have one skeleton
Better put on your satin
Calm down, Zin!
Oh, Van, look at those beads,
I, Van, will die of envy
She's wearing guipure panties
I, Van, want the same!
Well, you're completely crazy, Zin
With you the shame is always the same
I don't think I'm Armenian
Look at me, Zin!
Oh, Van, look at the snacks here
And have something to drink too!
Let's pour you and me a glass each
And they would invite you to sit next to me!
Don't bargain with them, Zin,
After all, you didn’t come to the store,
Yes, and we have one question
Wash yourself, Zin!
Come on, Vanya, let's stay here,
This is right, Vanya, more fun!
Next time you and I will take a steam bath,
We'll give you a broom for your anniversary.
You can also congratulate over the phone using , for a small fee your birthday person will receive a message on the phone: a song or words of congratulations, for example, V.V. Putin.
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At a wedding, it is customary to arrange a bride price, but lately most couples have abandoned this idea because they consider it banal and wasteful. However, if you approach the matter with imagination, then competitions for the hero of the occasion will turn into a spectacular event, from which no one will leave without a smile on their face.
The bride price with Baba Yaga and Koshchei and other characters will create a cozy and relaxed atmosphere, like in childhood, when books about the adventures of good fellows and beautiful princesses were read to the gills.
Old and new wedding traditions
Every large-scale event, and especially a wedding, is formed from those foundations that are accepted in a particular society.
They were determined by religious beliefs: people trusted their lives to the power of higher powers and tried in every possible way to appease them so that they would show their favor.
At weddings this was taken especially seriously, because it was believed that it was on this day. Evil spirits did not like human happiness, so they tried in every possible way to annoy the lovers. Traditions made it possible to protect newlyweds from negativity.
Now the old orders are no longer observed, and if they are observed, it is without connection with the sacred meaning. Modern newlyweds no longer think about the significance of the bride price, lighting the family hearth or launching doves into the sky - these are just touching stages that are customary at the wedding celebration.
In most cases, traditions are followed to please older relatives present at the wedding. Sometimes it happens that the bride and groom arrange a celebration in the theme of a certain country, so to create the right atmosphere, the customs of this people are adopted.
Modern traditions are not dictated by religious beliefs, but by fashion and personal taste. The newlyweds have become free to choose the script for their holiday, so when someone comes up with an interesting script, it is adopted by others.
The custom of paying for love and its history
At different times there were different relationships between men and women. When Slavic culture was just emerging, girls were free to decide for themselves who to marry, and ransom did not play a special role then.
It was paid only if the bride was from another settlement. The main role in winning the beloved was played by the tests arranged for the potential husband - according to their results, the girl agreed to the marriage or refused.
Later, brides stopped taking part in the decision about the wedding - it was completely in the power of the parents. If a young man liked a girl, he went to her family to woo her. The father of the family and the groom's matchmakers agreed on the amount of the ransom, and if he satisfied both parties, then a wedding was scheduled.
Nowadays, bride price is more of a formal name, since the young man no longer has to collect the required amount for years to appease his beloved’s parents. The groom arrives at the bride's house, where her friends and relatives arrange comic tests for him. If he cannot pass any competition, he pays a symbolic amount or is bought off with champagne and sweets. you will find a lot of interesting ideas for organizing a ransom.
How to save your loved one from the “Thirtieth State”
To implement the bride price scenario with Baba Yaga, the event organizers will need to prepare an entourage. It is advisable to dress Baba Yaga, as the main character, appropriately: old rags, a headscarf tied in front, a hooked nose, a wig with long, tangled hair.
Fairy-tale characters who participate in this bride price: Baba Yaga and Koschey. That's why additionally you need to select Koshchei. A long black robe, a crown and a staff are suitable for him. Several of his daughters are selected from among the bridesmaids; they can change clothes at will. Other guests may remain in regular attire.
A sign “The Thirtieth State” is hung above the entrance to the bride’s entrance, and everything inside is decorated with pictures and posters with scenes from Russian fairy tales. Additionally, you can hang paper garlands and lanterns.
Wedding planner
As in favorite children's stories, goodness and love win at a wedding, so this scenario will be symbolic.
Elena Sokolova
Animator
The old woman can even be played by a man - it will be more comical and interesting. If the option of dressing up is not suitable, then you can simply make a sign with the inscription “Baba Yaga”, hang it around your neck and depict the corresponding voice.
Kopylov Evgeniy
Stage one - meeting the groom
The first action of the bride ransom scenario: Baba Yaga meets the groom at the entrance to the bride's house. The groom drives up to his beloved’s house, gets out of the car and heads to the entrance. His path is blocked by Baba Yaga, who says with the appropriate accent: “Stop! Who complained? For better or for worse? With gifts or with a sword? The groom introduces himself and says that he has come with goods and gifts for the bride.
Baba Yaga continues: “Oh, killer whale, how good it is that with good things, even I’m already tired, and I’m not the same age. I would be glad to give you the girl just like that, but you can’t - you have to maintain your image. Therefore, you will have to pass the tests as expected, and then you can talk about the wedding. Not afraid?". The groom replies that he is ready to complete the tasks.
The bride ransom begins, Baba Yaga says: “Well, look, you asked for it yourself - then don’t complain. First, I’ll tell you how not to lose your way to the bride. We have a thread that leads from the girl, and here is your ball. Tie two threads together and wind them while you complete the test. If the bride is your destiny, then the ball will not deceive you, it will lead you straight to her.” After this, everyone enters the bride's entrance.
Stage two – competitions
On the first floor, near the stairs, there is a stone made of foam plastic, on it are written the phrases “The demon led me,” “Because my mother-in-law is good,” “I’m tired of seeing you home,” “I want something new,” “For love.” The groom doesn't see them because there are pieces of paper glued on top of them. Baba Yaga explains: And now, killer whale, we stand at a crossroads. You need to choose one direction along the stone and tear off a leaf - this will be the reason why you decided to get married.” The groom chooses until he finds the phrase “For love”; for each mistake he pays a fine.
After choosing the right direction, the entire procession rises further. Cardboard trees are placed on the steps of the stairs to the next landing. Baba Yaga says: “Koshchey created this obstacle to your love. He threw his comb, and a dense forest grew on the way. The bride's lover cannot walk through it. I won’t say anything more - you have to guess for yourself.” In the end, the groom is carried to the next platform by his friends or one witness.
Then Baba Yaga says: “Here you came, orca, to me, but I don’t know a thing about you. Let your friends praise you, and I’ll decide whether to let you in further.” The groom's retinue needs to describe all his good qualities in 30 or 60 seconds without repetition or hesitation.. After this, Baba Yaga continues: “Well, okay, then you are worthy of a bride. Only if everything that they told me is not true, will I appear to you in nightmares.”
The procession rises to the next floor, where Koschey waits. He turns to the groom: “I heard you being praised, but I decided to see for myself what kind of good fellow he is. Now I see - a true hero.
And I just have daughters of marriageable age, but good fellows don’t stop by our dense forest. Choose your wife from among my daughters, otherwise I’ll eat it for dinner and won’t choke on the bones.”
At this time, Koshcheev’s daughters come down from the next floor, make eyes at the groom, and lure him in with pleasant words. He replies that he already has a fiancee, then one of the girls says: “Well, you, father, pester people. You see, he’s not rooting for us, we won’t be happy with him. Let’s better let our missions go through, and let us go in peace.”
Koschey reluctantly agrees, and his daughters give the groom simple tasks (no more than 5, so as not to delay the stage):
- do push-ups 5 times;
- call your beloved five affectionate words;
- sing a declaration of love to the bride;
- dance "bull's-eye";
- treat you with sweets.
On the next floor, Baba Yaga tells the groom: “What is a hero without a horse? Here's your zealous friend (gives you a stick with a horse's head made of cardboard or a sock). Jump over the obstacles and park him in the stall.” There are cones placed on the floor for snake passage, a low barrier is installed, and a stall is marked at the end of the path.
The groom moves on. White sheets with prints of women's shoes are scattered on the floor.. Baba Yaga says: “We have lost the trace of your love, iris. If you know the bride, then tell me without error in which direction she stepped. You will pay a fine for your mistake." On each piece of paper on the back is written the amount of the fine, and only on the one where the fingerprint belongs to the bride, it is written “The right path, move on.”
The hero of the occasion ends up on his beloved's floor. Baba Yaga says: “The learned cat tried with a golden chain. If you answer all his questions, the door will open, as if by magic. If not, pay me and I’ll somehow persuade the mustachioed guy.” Questions could be:
- What birds carried away the boy while his sister was playing? (Swan geese);
- Who oppresses the poor orphan in the fairy tale “Morozko”? (stepmother);
- Who calls a cat for help while being captured by a fox? (rooster);
- Who destroyed the tower? (bear);
- How affectionately do children call their father in fairy tales? (father);
- How to kill a Koshchei? (needle);
- What did the soldier cook porridge from? (from an axe).
The door opens and the ball leads the groom to his beloved, only she is sleeping. Baba Yaga says: “What a scoundrel Koschey is - he has done his last mischief. Only the kiss of true love can wake up the girl. Will you please, killer whale?” The groom kisses the bride, she wakes up, everyone celebrates and goes to the registry office.
Useful video: example presentation
Young men make especially colorful old ladies with hooked noses. This video shows a bride price scenario with Baba Yaga. The groom completes all tasks, pays the ransom where necessary, and is reunited with his beloved. The young guy very comically plays Baba Yaga in the bride price, the video turned out to be very funny. All participants and guests enjoyed the performance.
Bride ransom in the style of Baba Yaga and other heroes of Russian fairy tales is a common theme for which you can come up with original competitions. The main thing is that everyone wants to play their role and does it with all their hearts.