The tradition of giving gifts for any holiday is popular with both adults and children. But few people think about the fact that presenting a gift correctly is an art. This can be done solemnly, ceremoniously, or you can give this or that thing to a person, doing it in a light comic form. For each gift you can write a short comic poem. This will certainly cheer up the hero of the occasion and all the guests who have gathered to celebrate this event.
On what holidays is it appropriate to give such gifts?
There are many events in our lives that are usually celebrated on a grand scale. A comic gift with poems can be presented to friends, relatives or work colleagues. There can be many reasons for this: You can congratulate a person this way on New Year, birthday, anniversary or wedding.
It is worth noting that it is customary to give comic gifts with poems not only to the heroes of the occasion. They themselves can also organize a reciprocal action of giving small but pleasant surprises, playing it like a win-win lottery or an action of universal kindness.
Guests gathered at the holiday will be pleased to receive from the bride and groom or from the hero of the day, even a small but memorable gift. If you plan to thank your friends or family in this way, tell them about it at the very beginning of the event so that no one leaves early and can take part in the joke raffle.
How to write a poem for a gift?
A person with mastery of words can independently compose short comic poems for any gift. Here it is important to understand that when giving a certain thing, you should limit yourself to just a short comic quatrain, so as not to tire the hero of the occasion. Here are a few simple recommendations with which you can easily compose humorous poems for comic gifts:
A humorous gift should be neutral and not indicate any problems. Only then are you guaranteed to give a great mood to the hero of the occasion.
Examples of gifts and quatrains for them for women
If you need to give an original comic gift to a woman on the occasion of any event, but you can’t write poetry yourself, you can use ready-made examples of them.
Wine
You can give a bottle of wine to women of absolutely all ages. Even if the hero of the occasion is not a fan of strong drinks herself, she will be able to treat them to friends or relatives who unexpectedly come to visit. You can hand over a bottle of wine by saying the following words::
The holiday began a long time ago, Let's have fun and don't get bored! Well, for now we’re handing over the wine to the birthday girl.
Flowers
A bouquet of flowers is far from being a trivial gift, as many people think. Any woman will always be pleased to receive delicate and incredibly beautiful plants as a gift. You can present a bouquet with these words::
You are beautiful and sweet, You have driven me crazy with your beauty, Accept our answer - A wonderful bouquet!
Microwave
Household appliances can be given to women for any occasion. The main thing is to find out in advance that the hero of the occasion does not yet have such equipment. An indispensable item for the kitchen is a microwave oven. Do not think that a woman will not be happy with such a gift. A real housewife will always appreciate such a gift. You can give away a microwave oven with the following comic text::
In microwave mode, the dishes will become hot, so that you can cook deftly - Get a microwave!
Makeup kit
High-quality and expensive cosmetics will never be superfluous. Any woman will be delighted with such a pleasant surprise. This short quatrain is suitable for presenting such a gift:
Your beauty is wonderful And your tender gaze is beautiful, So that you are always lovely, Here is a set of cosmetics!
Pillow
Don’t think that giving bedding gifts is bad manners. It's not like that at all. After all, some women sometimes cannot afford to purchase, for example, an orthopedic pillow filled with healthy buckwheat, but they will be incredibly happy to receive it as a gift. You can give it like this:
On your beloved's bed You should sleep sweetly and sweetly, And that's why we give you a soft pillow under your ear!
Piggy bank toy
Today there are a large number of beautiful and original souvenir piggy banks on sale. Of course, the tradition of storing small amounts of money in the figures of various animals and cartoon characters is already a little outdated, but no one is stopping you from resuming this glorious custom. 
Buy a beautiful piggy bank in the store and be sure to pay attention to the fact that this ceramic splendor does not need to be broken to get money out of it. Now among the souvenirs there are special piggy banks with a hole at the bottom, closed with a convenient lid. This allows you to remove money from the figurine without breaking it. Here is a funny quatrain with which you can present a piggy bank as a gift to a woman:
Here's a toy for you - Not a bear with sawdust, You can collect money for yourself in a piggy bank!
Notebook
Birthday - on this day, I’m not too lazy to sing your praises! You are beautiful - there are no words, but there are no poems to write down.
I’ll give you a notebook, so that you don’t forget me throughout the next year, and make dates!
Candle
Let the burning flame of this candle play in your gaze in the evenings. I congratulate you - and don’t be silent, share your dreams and dreams with me.
Our affectionate home is pleasant and bright, You are the best woman on this planet! You surround me with reliable warmth, in which all the secrets, riddles, answers.
Beanbag
A rattle is not a toy, Not a postcard, not a cracker, But a gift is very loud, But cheerful, kind, ringing.
He will remind you of childhood, Joy, games and coquetry. You will remember the entertainment and lift your spirits!
Mittens
Let the warm mittens warm your hands, protect you and overcome the frost. You look at them and you will smile in response, And with this smile you will walk through life.
On your day, we congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts, And most importantly, we remind you - Be kind and bright, be sincere with us, And rays of happiness will flow in poetry.
rolling pin
You are a first-class housewife, And dumplings with potatoes fly from the plate straight into your mouth, little by little.
Roll out the dough quickly, bake a pie, love. Just don’t hit her husband, he’s obedient to you.
Beads
The beads on your swan neck shimmer in wondrous music. I am forever fascinated by beauty, And I am very excited by the congratulations.
I wish you happiness and continuation, Eternal youth, like a revelation. Holidays in life on ordinary days, Meetings and conversations with your friends.
Felt boots
Wow, what felt boots, they look great on your feet! Get dressed quickly, friend! - Suddenly the blizzard starts blowing again.
Let's go dancing for your birthday. Where are the sweets and jam? We congratulate you with all our hearts, Let's throw a feast like a mountain!
Barrette
Let the curls of your hair decorate my modest gift. I got to know you without any omissions or remarks.
Full of kindness and tenderness, you will not find a more beautiful woman. I'll raise a glass of wine to everything you hear now.
Nail polish
Your image is fabulous and languid, I’ll add a small touch. Accept my gift, even if it is modest, Believe me, I always remember you.
Your most beautiful hands, Let the pearl varnish adorn. You never know boredom, Our world blossoms with love.
Soap
My gift without a hint, Here I come, wash my hands! I feel lonely without you - My heart melts from boredom.
With freshness and purity, we revive the senses! Let's cheer everyone up with jokes and kindness!
Examples of gifts and quatrains for them for men
When congratulating a man on his anniversary, New Year or other event, you can also use humorous poems. This will cheer up the hero of the occasion and amuse the guests gathered at the holiday. Here is a list of popular gifts for men, the presentation of which can be played up with the help of comic quatrains:
Cognac
A bottle of good cognac is a great gift for a man of any age. You can present it with these words:
It’s not enough to be born cheerful; you need to be treated correctly. Here is a magic elixir - It will decorate any feast!
Perfume
A perfume set for real men is also a great gift. Everyone will like it, because it is an indispensable thing for daily use. You can present it using this comic quatrain:
So that you always attract women and success comes without any reason, We will give you, without any flattery, a Perfume Set for worthy men!
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Tea
Tea in a beautiful gift box is a wonderful present for a man. You can purchase it at any specialized store. In order for the gift to be to the taste of the hero of the occasion, find out in advance from his relatives what kind of tea he prefers: black or green, with aromatic additives or regular. You can give a gift box of tea with the following words::
We sincerely congratulate you and wish you to live without troubles, and also with this tea to finish any lunch!
Tea-set
A tea set is an indispensable item in a household. Don’t think that only women will like such a gift. Any man will be happy to receive a beautiful porcelain set. Here is a short comic quatrain that is suitable for giving such a gift:
We have prepared a surprise - a porcelain set for you, Don’t get bored at the table - Drink tea from our cups! 
Mobile phone
A mobile phone is an original and good gift for a man. Everyone without exception will be happy to receive it. You can present a new mobile phone with these words::
What is ringing piercingly? Can you hear this ringing? We are glad to give you a cool new phone!
Pen
If suddenly you want a message, Write it down and leave it for centuries, I took care here in advance - You, of course, need a pen!
Can you tell generations how life was in the twenty-first century, how your birthday was celebrated, and how we drank here today!
Vodka
I can’t remember any interesting stories by chance that started with “Would you like to drink this delicious, exquisite tea?”
But funny incidents that started with vodka - wow! And let him lead you to the climbs, and let the hangover wait!
Alarm
For modern man, in this turbulent age of ours, it is extremely harmful to one’s health to keep all the negativity to oneself.
Don’t lash out at your loved ones, Don’t look for scapegoats, I’ll give you an alarm clock, So that you can hate it!
Socks
To scatter around the house, To keep your feet warm. To feel worthy We all need socks.
So that when guests suddenly arrive, or you suddenly need to go to work, a pair of worn out socks, old, callous, does not cause everyone to be scared!
Beer
I decided to give you beer, I say this head-on, like a man. And without any beautiful words, keep your wishes from the heart.
I wish you strong nerves, And you value peace of mind: Although beer does not solve problems, But it makes life more pleasant!
Family panties
I am not a jacket or a shirt, I decided to give it to you. One of the most important items is Panties.
Cowards are like a symbol of power, the Crown is like that of kings. Whoever is wearing panties is in everyone's house and is in charge.
Handkerchief
My gift will be practical, And it will come in handy only when you feel the urge to sneeze, Straight from the heart, more than ever!
Not in the sleeve, not in the towel, not in the hand - God forbid! To look intelligent, carry a scarf with you!
Shovel
I was thinking about what to prepare for such a festive day. I don’t have money or curiosities, but I’ll give you a shovel!
You will bury all the problems, you will delve into the essence of things. Having dug out the treasure, you will become rich with my shovel!
Emergency sign (for motorists)
Let my gift gather dust, May it never become necessary for a motorist.
And let gasoline become more expensive, And let taxes rise. It’s important that things don’t come to this.
Keychain
I don’t know a more useful thing - It’s like a message from heaven! It unites the keys, adding weight to the pocket.
And in very boring moments, When you don’t know what to do, You ring the keychain with your keys, To spite everyone around you!
Giving a funny gift to the hero of the occasion needs to be done correctly.. If you are attending a large celebration hosted by a toastmaster or emcee, tell them in advance that the presentation of your gift will be special. Before congratulating you, let the organizer invite you and the hero of the occasion to the center of the hall. Ask him for a microphone so that all guests can hear your speech.
If the celebration takes place in a homely atmosphere, take the initiative into your own hands: ask for the floor and say that you have decided to congratulate the hero of the occasion in a special way. You should not give a gift with a straight face. Smile and give joy to your loved one! It doesn’t really matter what gift you give to your loved one, the main thing is that the kind words you say come from a pure heart! And ironic short poems will help you put in a good mood not only the hero of the occasion, but also the guests present at the event. Well, if a person has a voice and knows Spanish well, then why not give a gift with a song! We watch the following video about this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jXrXClaWMI
Here's the baby in front of you
The baby is naked.
We need to dress him up.
So that the child does not freeze.
So that the head does not freeze,
We will pull on the cap deftly. (they give a cap)
So that something else doesn't happen,
And the underwear wouldn’t get wet from below,
Well, why are you laughing, who doesn’t?
In general, diapers won’t hurt us (they give diapers as a gift)
And if a bad mood comes
How to calm a child instantly?
Place a pacifier in your mouth so you don't scream
I knew that I would be silent more in life (they give me a pacifier).
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Let's blindfold the birthday girl,
Let's intrigue you 100%!
What a gift with delivery
So has she been waiting for a long time?
Desired, new, delightful,
What it is is still a secret.
Only to her, the captivating beauty
We will give you something that doesn't exist yet.
Please accept my comic congratulations,
And be happy on your birthday
How long have we suffered in search
The gift is just an obsession.
Well, open your eyes quickly!
Here's a surprise!
He is yours! Hooray!
We give you a gift
Of course he is from the heart,
He is beautiful, useful, bright,
Hurry up to use it.
Remember your friends, of course
Invite me to visit more often.
Be a diligent housewife
Treat your husband deliciously.
So that your eyes glow with happiness,
Lips are swollen with love,
And the blush is only from passion
Your cheeks were burning!
(Any kitchen utensils, dishes, household kitchen appliances, maybe a cookbook, tablecloth, etc. can be used as a gift accompanied by this poem.)
We thought we were guessing
We spent the whole evening discussing:
What does a person need?
Having crossed the summer milestone???
Is happiness in trinkets?
In crystal vases, pillows?
In a small dacha by the river,
Or on a ring on your finger?
Of course not! That's bullshit!
Better than money - no!
We taxied to the store,
And we bought a gift!
Miracle apron - wallet,
Try it on my friend!!!
The apron itself is good,
You will find six pockets!
The first “FOR FRIENDS” pocket!
There is always a glass in it!
And a stash to drive away,
When there is nothing left to pour!!!
For “LOVE” there is a second pocket!
there lies a big surprise!
So that the stove does not go out!
Here's a candle for you Seryozhka!
And a bill for flowers,
So that you are ready for sex!!!
Our third pocket “PARENTS”
You call them day and night!
And to always be in touch -
I need to buy a card!
And the fourth “OUR CHILDREN”
And keep a pocket for them!
What do children need, guys?
Well, of course, money!!!
The fifth pocket here is “WORK”
Our main concern!
Buy yourself a travel card!
Not one, but three at once!!!
And the sixth pocket is “YOURS”
The most affectionate, dear.
What will you take from it?
Spend on yourself with love.
We didn't skimp for you
They didn’t hide even a ruble.
Accept a gift from us
Remember us with kind words.
Happy birthday
And we wish you to live richly!
Our birthday boy is wonderful,
Dear birthday boy,
We came to you with a gift,
With a bag full, big.
What's there? You guessed it!
You've been dreaming about this for a long time,
And enjoy today!
You have become the owner...
(At this moment they take out the desired gift to give the man a happy birthday)
Don't part with him now,
Take him to sleep with you,
Show off your gift
And love your friends!
Hello, dear friend!
Happy Birthday to You!
We will congratulate you in an unusual way,
And we will hand over the gifts personally!
1.) Here's a gift for the soul,
Don’t rush to be surprised
Paint your soft lips,
There will be kisses to your heart's content! (Pomade)
2.) And this gift is important!
Even if it's paper.
He always helps out
Never fails! (Toilet paper roll)
3.) If a hole appears,
Something, somewhere is leaking,
It will certainly come in handy
Our gift for the girl. (Threads and needles, available as a set)
4.) If everything looks bad in the mirror,
The French say strictly:
Just wash your hair
Our shampoo is always with you! (Shampoo)
5.) So that your legs don’t hurt,
Didn't freeze, didn't sweat,
We give you slippers
Will they fit your feet? (Slippers)
6.) You have a big sweet tooth,
We know this for sure!
We give you candy
From my big heart! (Candies)
7.) To keep the lights on in the house,
Our gift will come in handy
This is a light bulb for you
Our red maiden! (Bulb)
8.) Don’t be a fool,
Here, take the comb.
Straighten the tufts in your mane,
Seduce the man.
9.) Finally, we give you a pen,
To write down your pay!
Birthday has arrived
And the question arose before us,
What should we buy as a gift?
We decided to give a hat! (cowboy hat)
Oh, what a cute hat!
A treat for the men.
But it seems out of season
Summer style hat
Well, I won’t give it away
And then I’ll give you a bandana! (bandana)
You look beautiful in a bandana,
Only somehow so playfully.
No, let's go in order:
We'll give you another hat.
The connection with sports will be strong,
If we give a cap! (cap)
Why do you need a cap these days?
And she sits loosely
Yes, and the color is not the theme at all,
No, let's give up this idea.
To be funny then
You need to give the cap
Take it off, it's all nonsense -
Dressed up like a jester (cap)
He's not a troll today
And of course the king
Headdress for the throne
This is the royal crown! (crown).
For birthdays we give a basin, it will always be just right.
You can wash floors in it, you can milk cows,
You can pick berries, burp after drinking,
You can wash with it in the bathhouse, it will be useful to you there too,
You can wash your clothes in it, you can wash your butt,
You can sow flour in it and hang it on a branch
You can ride down the slide, it will always be useful to you,
And how will it be (.50.60...) we will come to you again,
Prepare okroshka for us, and find a bigger spoon,
We’ll pour okroshka into a basin and celebrate the anniversary,
In general, you keep it, don’t break it, don’t crumple it,
Don’t leave it in the yard and put it back,
Happy anniversary, we wish you all a drink now,
Some from the pile, some from what, and we will drink from it.
Congratulating men hold brooms in their hands, like bouquets, and gifts: a washcloth, a hat, a massage mitten, a foot brush, a washcloth, a thermometer.
First: Who walks together in a row?
Second: This is a squad of bath attendants!
Third: Let's steam everyone up, warm them up.
Come on, people, be bold!
Fourth: The people here are very dirty...
Fifth: Sign up for five years in advance!
Sixth: But today is an exception
And such a message...
Together: There is more steam in our hall
In honor of (name) - the hero of the day!
First: We give a friend a washcloth,
Rub harder, we don't mind
Unless you're a fool -
You'll be red like a lobster! (they give a washcloth)
Together: Oh, ah, eh, uh, brothers, he gives up the ghost!
Second: We give a hat for curls,
And when there are no curls,
Cover your bald head with a hat -
You'll be a hero! (they give you a bath cap)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, but the park isn’t bad at all!
Third: To remove fat from the sides -
We are urgently giving away a massager,
Oh, sorry, massager,
May you always rub your body! (they give you a massage mitten)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, you'll soon burn off the fat!
Fourth: If you decide to swim in the Thames,
Then use this pumice stone
Englishmen, ordinary guys,
No need to scare your heels! (they give penza)
Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh, it’s not a sin for you to take a steam bath!
Fifth: We will give this gang so that,
If it's hot,
I drank beer from it,
I would remember this day!
Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh, we would like a broom, like fluff!
Sixth: If suddenly you have too much
And he gave the park away with interest,
Our thermometer will show
Maybe it will even go off scale!
Together: Uh, eh, oh, ah, the last stroke of the broom!
First: You, (name), our friend,
Pour your glass full!
We have something to pay -
We can give you a broom! (hand over their brooms).
Hello, well done man!
We've come for the name day!
Yes, with not empty hands,
And funny gifts!
1.) In the morning you get up from the couch,
And you run to the bathroom,
To shave the beard,
No foam again, fuck!
All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Shaving foam included)
2.) I shaved and combed my hair
And I looked at the shirt
These are the times! Well, where's the tie?
Well, where did I put him?
All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (As a gift, a beautiful tie)
3.) Dressed up for work,
It's time for breakfast
Drink some coffee, where's the cup?
Ugh, you're in the sink, dirty...
All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Mug as a gift)
4.) You run to work,
Belated, trembling...
Rise before the sun,
Start up, don't forget!
All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Alarm clock as a gift)
5.) You came to work -
There are a lot of documents!
There are no pens, unfortunately,
Well, it's a sad case!
All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Ballpoint pen included)
6.) You're tired at work,
I walked to the car,
Oh, how it's covered in snow
Windshield!
All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (A snow brush is included as a gift)
7.) And so that the wife waits at home,
I was dying of desire,
We give you something...
Even though you yourself: OH-HO-HO!
All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Viagra as a gift)
All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Calculator as a gift)
Finally, we wish
So that all your dreams come true,
And the gifts came in handy
And they came up to the occasion!
All in unison: - After all, with us, after all, with us, all the gifts are just great!!!
“To get this magnificent product, the best minds of the enterprise took the most wonderful components - “transparency”, so that the life of the hero of the day was like the height and depth of the spring sky. May clouds never come over him. We took the “fortress” because it is needed in overcoming life’s difficulties. We added “degrees” so that they were always at +100 and above, which shows the cheerfulness, charm and energy of the hero of the day. “Easy digestibility”, so that everything good, kind, and bright comes to his home. And “slight dizziness” from happiness, love and fun.”
Rules for using vodka:
It should then be used:
a) when the soul requests;
b) when the soul aches;
c) when the soul sings;
d) after a bath or shower;
e) if necessary;
e) in special cases.
1. Do not abuse, always keep yourself in an upright position;
2. Hide from children under 16 years of age and from your wife;
3. Keep away from fire;
4. Consume undiluted, always with a good snack;
5. With excessive libations - poisonous..
Even though you have a birthday today,
The laurel wreath will not shine for you.
You’d better accept a bouquet of bay leaves from us (they give a bay leaf)
Don't think of being angry with us -
A nail will be useful in the household (they give a nail as a gift)
They wanted to give a flashlight,
But we only found a ball (they give a ball)
When you go for a walk,
So that your trousers don't fall off,
You have with you
This pin made of steel (they give a pin)
Pour this into a glass
And drink slowly (they give you a glass)
After a drink, have a snack -
This is a very important matter.
Here's a sleeve for you
Paper napkin (they give a napkin)
And for dessert we have
There is some candy for you (they give candy)
You received flowers, roses.
They do not wither in the cold (they give a card with roses).
We present the birthday boy with a GIFT - a large box wrapped in beautiful gift paper and with a beautiful bow.
Presenter: (Name of the hero of the day), try it, guess, and then open it. That's 10 gifts in one! This is a mystery gift, but here’s a hint for you.
1. This is a symbol of the beginning and end of the day!
2. This is a health indicator!
3. This is the main achievement of human civilization!
4. This is an astronaut's dream!
5. This is a book lover's best friend!
6. This is the answer to the question: “Where does the salary go?”
7. This is something that everyone, if not bows, then bends their knees to!
8. This is the saddle of the most gluttonous horse in the world!
9. This is a porn photocopier!
10. And the last thing - This is the last chord in today's anniversary! Well, now open it!
(The hero of the day turns it around, and there is a seat with a toilet lid.)
Our dear birthday boy!
Even though you are no longer fifty dollars,
Still a joy for friends -
Birthday, anniversary!
After all, any of the birthdays -
Also a reason for giving.
Because - see for yourself! —
We came here with gifts.
Birthday boy, dear!
We come to you with all our hearts!
But first, pour it.
Drink, respect people!
No, we don't need alcohol,
We would like a drink like this
Just to refresh your throat!
And we'll start giving you
Everything we took with us.
It's still a lot of work -
After all, there are a lot of gifts!
Dear hero of the day
We are happy to give generously.
And without demanding a reward,
Let's get started. Is everyone ready?
We are for a dear friend
No regrets -
They barely got it.
(With these words, they bring out a large box in which all the prepared gifts are stored, and begin to take each item out of it one by one and read funny poems about each gift).
Gift No. 1.
Look here:
It says "WATER" here.
And although there is no water here,
Let us emphasize this point:
After all, the bottle, even empty,
But how beautiful!
Suitable for everything at once.
Well, first of all, it's a vase.
Secondly, the dishes are
And not only for the bouquet:
For water and compote,
And for tea with bergamot.
Gift No. 2.
Here's another "hello":
A pack of cigarettes.
And “hello” is from childhood:
Do you remember - summer, stadium...
100 meters in physical...
Gatherings in the yard...
There were cigarettes too -
You won't deny it though?
Even though you haven't smoked for a long time,
We donate the pack anyway.
One has only to take a glance,
To understand: smoking is poison!
Why, you ask, a pack? —
You will hide your stash in it!
(with these words they present a cigarette pack, preferably empty)
Gift No. 3.
Look how beautiful she is
This beer can!
You can make a rattle
A very nice toy -
Throw a couple of coins in there!
Why isn't it a joy for the hero of the day?
Rattle - isn't it?
And a piggy bank for coins.
(with these words an empty beer can is presented)
Gift No. 4.
Here's another present for you
Under the name Eurocent,
To put it simply - a penny
Made from excellent stainless steel.
For what? It's no secret:
From donated coins
The birthday boy is pleased!
We will not take the gift back!
This is money, and besides,
Our modest contribution to this dinner.
(they present a coin and throw it into the already donated beer can)
Gift No. 5
Here's another surprise
Not a whim, not a whim:
This is a candy wrapper.
Why, you ask, is this?
We want to infect with an example:
You will become a collector!
This is the first copy.
Do you understand, hero of the day?
Who buys paintings?
Who collects coins...
Wrappers are still more reliable:
After all, paintings are more expensive!
And, giving sweets to friends,
Take off the candy wrappers at the same time.
(at this place they present a candy wrapper)
Gift No. 6
And made of refractory steel
We'll give you a pin.
You ask: why suddenly?
For the gum! Got it, friend?
You might say: “What is it?
After all, now the underwear is different -
From Trussardi, from Dior..." —
But what kind of conversation?
But take it, don’t torment your friends,
Just like that - just in case!
(with these words an ordinary steel pin is presented)
Gift No. 7
Look here, buddy:
This is a matchbox!
You say it's a small thing? No not like this:
This is not a trifle at all.
Even if you're not a tourist,
Not an avid climber,
But from now on you will be able to
Light a fire in your soul!
(with these words they present a box of matches)
Gift No. 8
We are happy to give you
This lipstick tube.
And although it is completely empty,
But beautiful female lips
He keeps the touch.
Oh yeah tube! What a sight for sore eyes!
And I can give advice:
Throw it into your enemy's pocket!
Will take revenge on him in full
His wife is for you!
(at this place an empty tube of lipstick is presented)
Gift No. 9.
Look how cute it is:
At least the jaw is still there,
Behind the teeth - an eye and an eye!
We give... Now, now...
(rummaging through the box)
The hero of the day is ready to receive
This dental floss?
Oops, looks like you made a mistake...
But we will hardly repent -
With a simple, ordinary thread
Somehow it’s more common to act.
But if you made a mistake, it doesn’t matter:
They will always come in handy!
(these words are used to present a spool of ordinary thread, maybe not a new one)
Gift No. 10.
And now it's serious
We will solve the “dental issue”.
This is pasta. Yes, dental!
So fragrant!
We know, we tried it too...
True, doubt gnaws at us:
Is it worth giving it?
Because buy a new one
We didn't have time today.
But let's give it away - really!
(with these words a tube of toothpaste is presented - in accordance with the text, you should take a used tube of toothpaste for this case)
Gift No. 11.
We're giving away a cup! Yes friends?
Look - she's yours!
Do you know if you were looking for her at home?
We see that the cup is familiar.
What for? The answer here is simple:
A wonderful toast will sound -
Well, you are the same as usual.
Drink from your usual container!
And imagine that you are drinking tea:
Don't get drunk and don't get bored!
Drink a Pepsi if it's hot.
Isn't it better to drink from a gift?
(with these words a cup belonging to the birthday person is presented)
Gift No. 12.
That's it, the gifts are over.
But no: the envelope is without a stamp!
Suddenly there will be some reason,
And the envelope is at hand!
Even a letter, or even a note -
After all, it’s a long way to the post office!
However, it’s better not to delay,
And look in the envelope!
(with these words an envelope with money prepared as a gift is presented)
And now it's time for all of us
Let out a friendly “hurray”!
(all guests join in and honor the hero of the occasion many times)
[If the gift is not money, but something else, the donors will have to independently describe the gift in poetry].
Hello, dear friends! I would like to clarify right away that the word “fun” refers to slang vocabulary, and means a joke, a funny prank. But in this article I’ll tell you how to make a successful joke by coming up with a birthday gift with a joke. Surely you have experience in presenting cool things that were remembered by your relatives, friends and acquaintances in the pleasant sense of the word.
Indeed, a memorable surprise is when it is unusual. And funny things just help to stand out among standard gifts. Therefore, without in any way detracting from the merits of classic gifts, humorous things are still of great importance at the holiday. But you shouldn’t think that any joke will do; on the contrary, it’s not so easy to cheer up the birthday boy or guests. Therefore, giving a birthday surprise with a joke is responsible.
What do you need to know for this?
- Firstly, the birthday boy himself. Is he ready to understand your idea, can he be considered a person with humor? Maybe a person dreams of a new smartphone.
- Secondly, if you know for sure that your friend will understand the hint and will be delighted with the idea you have come up with, then prepare in advance, taking into account the nuances. The fact is that such things take, perhaps, more time than ordinary ones. It is advisable to think through everything down to the smallest detail so that there are no hiccups and everything works on time.
- Thirdly, a joke is a joke, but it is advisable to present something useful. This is our morals: we need the benefit of the gift. Therefore, after a fun little thing, hand over something, albeit not expensive, but useful. Still, a happy birthday greeting should not only be for laughter, but also sincere.
Cool congratulations to the birthday boy
A funny option may not even be in the gift itself, but just in the way you played with it. This is quite enough to be original and cheer up the hero of the occasion and the guests. Cool poems will attract attention, amuse everyone present, and perhaps become the highlight of the program.
You can prepare comic preparations yourself by remaking a famous song or dedicating poems to the owner of the house. Friendly cartoons also treat blanks with humor. People who understand and appreciate such fun leave such congratulations as souvenirs and are happy to tell their children and grandchildren.
Following comic poems, a gift is usually given. If it is of the same nature as the congratulatory text, then we can consider this the logical conclusion of your surprise. And if you also think through the scenario for presenting a funny object, you will get a real performance. What might the scenario of what is happening include?
- If there are several people congratulating, then the script reflects the distribution of roles with the speech of each speaker.
- All remarks, skits, songs also include a script, indicating the sequence of events.
- The timing of events is indicated if it is necessary to adhere to time.
- The script also indicates who gives the gift, who helps, and so on.
Gift with a joke for a woman
First, find out if you can joke with the woman you are going to give the item to with humor. A woman who appreciates such things will be happy on her birthday and will remember it without offense.
Women can be given:
- Tablecloth, which for fun can be called self-assembly. Note in words what is given as a reward to the best housewife, so that she always has a table set for long-awaited guests.
- Small rug, named by you as a flying carpet. In words, note what is given to an avid traveler.
- The closest people can afford to give jewelry box, at the same time say that the box is completely full of diamonds. And since they themselves cannot yet find the diamond that was created just for her, they only give her a box.
Gift with a joke for a girl
- A girl who loves music can be given harmonica, which will easily fit in your purse. Offer to use it, for example, on a minibus or in traffic jams.
- Can be given as a gift radio, one to one similar to an iPhone. When congratulating you, note that when you look at it, you can imagine it as if it were a real iPhone.
- Tablet case It will also amuse the girl if you say that this is the beginning of her dream of getting a cool tablet for the holiday.
- You can give a student alarm, similar in appearance to a regular pager.
- Beach hat with a hint about a holiday at sea. Let her bring her dream closer.
- Hanger, preferably bright, expensive. Present it as if it were a hanger for a mink or sable coat.
The mere presentation of a funny object can accompany an original poem. This could be a comic toast, a poster that you made in advance. Or a banner, also ordered in advance, stretched out in front of the windows of the birthday boy at the time of congratulations. A karaoke song performed by friends.
If you don’t have time to prepare a festive text, then you can pick up a card with a cheerful design, play up its presentation by reading out what is written.
It's hard to come up with something unusual when it seems like everything has already happened. However, it’s worth thinking about how to surprise the birthday boy. Perhaps this will be a special quest invented for your friend by a team of professionals. Or a magician whom you invite to your jam day. Comic tricks will definitely amuse the hero of the occasion and guests.
Gifts for a man
Perhaps most men are happy to respond to ideas with humor.
- Instead of a weeding hoe, you can give a male summer resident - sword, which will “magically” help cut down the grass.
- For a hunter, fisherman or just a nature lover, we offer tarpaulin boots. They can be called running boots, specifying that they will help him always and everywhere be on time.
- Buy invisibility hat. This is an ordinary riot policeman's cap with a hole for the eyes. If it appears to go unnoticed, you can use it.
- To a man who is building a house or dreams of one, give Mailbox. Let your dream come true!
- Water adventure lovers will love it circle for saving drowning people. Especially if a man dreams of his own boat or rubber boat.
Presentation of small gifts
Sometimes it happens to congratulate purely symbolically, presenting a small present. This could be a small lighter in the shape of a lipstick, a flash drive in the shape of an animal figurine, a set of buttons, etc. And so that the little thing does not simply get lost and looks no less interesting against the background of others, it is worth wrapping it “in a hundred clothes.”
In a word, voluminous packaging will not only attract attention, but also intrigue what is in the package. In addition to numerous wrappers, you can place a small item in a large box with paper, inviting the birthday person to find a trinket intended for him in this package. Thus, you will get a small scene that you can film on your phone and immediately send to the hero of the occasion. The words in the skit can be either improvised or pre-thought out.
Any gift means attention. You don't have to be an artist to cheer up the birthday boy or guests.
A little imagination! The festive mood will make you smile and give you unforgettable emotions. Therefore, joke from the heart, laugh, because laughter prolongs life! Give things with pleasant twists, write funny congratulations, surprise others, surprise yourself. This can be done, for example, using an ordinary banana and ingenuity:
Happy holidays to you, grateful birthday people! I'm always happy to help you! I would be grateful if you recommend us to friends, colleagues, and family. Don't forget to subscribe to our blog updates. Good luck with your gift!
Sincerely, Anastasia Skoracheva
Do you often go to birthdays? How often have you seen an unusual presentation of a gift? Maybe you've seen someone act out a skit and then give a gift? Have you ever seen someone put on a show and then give a gift? Or maybe someone did a quest and arranged a search for a gift? Or maybe you yourself want to congratulate the hero of the day in an unusual way? If so, then these comic birthday greetings are just for you. With the presentation of cool gifts, these congratulations will look even better. So make sure to interest the birthday boy and give him an interesting and unusual gift.
Comic congratulations with gifts for a woman
The first comic congratulation is carried out with all the guests. The host reads out the main text, and the guests shout lines with gifts. Everything is simple and sweet. Most importantly, don’t forget to prepare the gifts mentioned in the congratulations:
Comic congratulations with gifts for a man
This option is for men. It is carried out in exactly the same way as the first option for women. The presenter also reads out the main text, and the guests shout their lines. And again, don’t forget about gifts:
But the third comic congratulation is suitable for both men and women. This is a kind of small mini-scene in which all guests or several people can participate. Everyone just learns their own quatrain and that’s it. And at the end everyone gives one gift together.
And here are the poems themselves:
These are the poems and congratulations we have prepared for you.
And if you need a more serious gift, then go to the section on what to give for your anniversary, and read our tips on choosing gifts.
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